How to post a LiveJournal Rant in 6 easy steps...LJ Idol, Topic 8

[peta_andersen]

LJ Idol
Week Eight
Topic Eight: Ranting LJ Style

1. Select a rant topic.

A. Human rights
B. Religious rights
C. Animal rights
D. Use of idiotic phrases
E. Incorrect use of one or many parts of speech
F. Political events
G. Family events
H. Incorrect understanding of a created universe
I. Health limitations
J. Financial limitations
K. Parental limitations
L. Alien

Comments

[lilmissmagic71]

*grin* This is so funny... I giggled throughout.

[peta_andersen]

*relieved*

Thanks!

[spydielives]

I like it.

Scary thing is, I have probably managed almost every combination (over time) except the keyboard variations.

[peta_andersen]

LOL.

I've done a fair few of them too, sometimes in person to the person. Isn't being human fun? =p

[spydielives]

I wouldn't want it any other way.

[well, except maybe dolphin. That might be cool]

[peta_andersen]

Ooo...I'd like to be a ferret, sometimes, after seeing how mine see something, or react to something.

I read some time ago about a trick for getting your pet's point of view (not that I know anyone with a pet dolphin, lol) - get behind them, and position yourself 'til you can see just over the top of their head, with their ears in your peripheral vision. Apparently that's pretty close to what they probably see (minus the colour variations &c. of course).

Ferrets see a lot of things at ground level. =c)

[abbismom]

Can I pick zombies? I want to rant about zombies. In CAPS_LOCK. ;)

[peta_andersen]

Of course!

And you can do some here!

Actually--what would be people's picks? What would you say? I'd love to see someone do "A. Sarcastic" or "B. Ironic"!

[chazari]

I loved this. Good job.

[peta_andersen]

Thanks! I'm not much of a ranting person in my writing--I rant very well verbally, though(especially when faced with incorrect usage of words and/or phrases), so I was really worried about this entry!

[sidhe1]

Bwaaaaahahaha!! This is awesome. :D

[peta_andersen]

Thank you!