How long can you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?

[petalbreeze]

I could survive for 35 seconds How long can you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor? .

Comments

[blackfeatherdjr]

I lasted a minute six seconds. Aw yeah, I got stayin' power, baby.

[delphinea]

I got 57 seconds.

[amusingmuse]

wow! I made 1 minute and 25 seconds! (I took Judo in college. So I got pluses for wrestling/martial arts/choke holds. I do still remember the choke holds. ;)

[songchick]

So does that mean you're the appetizer at 6 seconds, and I'm the entree at slightly over a minute?

And I know what you're thinking and NO, I would not try to make a pet out of the velociraptor ... I'll stick with porch geckos