I can haz languidge?

[petefred]

I saw this last week but didn't get around to posting it, but for anyone who (like me) hasn't gotten sick of silly captioned cat pictures yet, they now have a programming language to go with it!

My first attempt:

HAI
PLZ CAN HAS SCIPY?
AWSUM THX
VISIBLE "IM DOIN YUR WURK"
O NOES
INVISIBLE "COME ON KERN, GET MOVING ALREADY!"
KTHXBYE
I

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[finglegend]

With the right tools:

IN MAI scipy OWN optimize GIMME fmin LIKE SIMPLX

SO IM LIKE ROSENBROCKIN WIT X OK?
LOL IM IN UR VALLEY, MESSIN WIT UR GRADIENT-BASED MINIMIZER /LOL
SO GOOD BIGNESS X OK KINDA LIKE TWICE
ABSCIZZA AND ORDIN8 CAN HAZ X
HUNNERDZ CAN HAZ ALLFINGERZ OF THOSE ALLFINGERZ
I CAN HAZ HUNNERDZ OF THOSE WIT ORDIN8 TAKE AWAY ABSCIZZA BY GRAYSKULL POWER TWICE OK BY GRAYSKULL POWER TWICE
I GETZ ANOTHR THEZ CHEEZBURGER TAKE AWAY ABSCIZZA OK BY GRAYSKULL POWER TWICE
U TAKE I

OPTIMALZ CAN HAZ SIMPLX WIT ROSENBROCKIN AND SOME CHEEZBURGER AND EASTERBUNNY OK!
VISIBLE OPTIMALZ

[jonandandrea]

I haven't clicked your link, but lemme guess: Python? ;-)

[petefred]

Ahhh excellent. In the future, no one will be able to read my analysis code! MWAHAHAHAHA!

I wonder if there's some sort of award to the first person who submits LOLPython code as supplementary material for a journal article...

[tdapenguin]

bwahahahaa. oh please please please submit lolcats code to a real journal! please!