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[petergraves]

dear livejournal

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[blackrider23]

" ever seen a husky dude flying dragon kick a tire"
yes
hehe
or try to at least

[petergraves]

yeah but you've seen me do some crazy shit, you don't count

[cyberdependent]

I thought rednecks were supposed to give automatic deference to someone working on their own automobile...

Someone should really bring that up at the next lodge meeting. :P

[petergraves]

yeah no doubt, where the respect for the greasey guy

[elys1an]

Did they have balls hanging from the back of their truck?? I saw a big redneck truck today, and it had rubber testicles hanging from the trailer hitch. There was even a confederate flag sticker on them. This redneck had gone too far.....

[petergraves]

wow, thats...scary almost...the truck had testicles...i'd be tempted to kick them

[elys1an]

If we hadn't been driving I would have stolen them. Then I would've ran away screaming, "I've got your baaaallls!!"

[djsean]

Kekeke, rednecks are awesome.

By "awesome" I mean first on my list for mass genocide.

I grew up with nothing but redneck fuckers trying to make my life a living hell, but that's rural Texas for you.

-Sean

[motodraconis]

You know, when I first started reading your post, I thought the guys were stopping to offer a hand.
How wrong I was! At least you had one old guy offering help, though it's 1 nice guy balenced against 2 fuckwits alas.