Ehh... why not...

[peteroptional]

Stolen from highreseuph0ria: Enter "[your name] needs" into Google and post the top ten results. Having a boring normal name is not conducive of awesomely entertaining memes.

1. Peter needs to save Dumbledore.
2. As previously mentioned, Peter needs a semi-large, securely fenced yard to meet his off-leash exercise needs.
3. As an ethical vegan and someone who is

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[peteroptional]

Bah! That old bat got what was coming to him! And anyway, without my off-leash exercise needs being fulfilled, I couldn't learn to box. So even if I examined my course of action and determined that it would fill my obligations and take into account others' reasonable interests and determined that Dumbledore should have been saved, I couldn't box my way out of the lonely prison to save him! As if being a starving ethical vegan weren't enough...