I see this working as a narration to an animated fable, a la Woody Woodpecker walking in a pastoral New Jack City. All the midgets bits work for me, and the freckle/watermelon stuff, I thought of a line I read of a Gary Snyder parody, "I slaughter watermelons with my cock." My only suggestion would be to line break: And recite the writings of William F. Buckley Jr. To you until you cry
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And recite the writings of William F. Buckley Jr. To you until you cry
If you are going to shoot someone, why not shoot them in the face? Metaphorically I mean, it would just be cruel and ugly to do it literally. I remain your assassin in waiting, Buttercup.
Hey thanks for the invite last night, was out late, paying people to kick my ass. Ran your message through some of my machines and staff, and we all came to the conclusion that your "scary movie" was actually a snuff film in production, it wasn't conclusive whether the invite was on the production side or of the guest star variety, but either way thanks, less thanks if you were going to try and kill me, but a thanks all the same.
Testing, testing, is this thing on? Is this place under new management? The old owner, what was he Armenian? He go back to the old country or something? He sell this place to start a meat stick stand on Corny Island? I don't know theirs no sign on the window, maybe it'll be another Cricket wireless store or something.
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My only suggestion would be to line break:
And recite the writings of William F. Buckley Jr.
To you until you cry
to
And recite the writings of William F. Buckley Jr.
To you
until you cry
If you are going to shoot someone, why not shoot them in the face? Metaphorically I mean, it would just be cruel and ugly to do it literally.
I remain your assassin in waiting, Buttercup.
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