sYour Penis Name is: Captain Kirk

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Your Hippie Dude Name is: Polaris

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Your Girl Parts Are Named: Velvet Love Pocket

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It's Not Sex. It's ... :
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Tonight was a good night. Went too a Hookah bar with Cam and Jake and chilled there for a while. Then we went back to Cams and had Swishers and energy shit. Then the guys from the Beer Mile came over haha, they got really sick from what I heard during the mile but congrats to Stuart for being the only one to finish it. All in all it was a good ( Read more... )

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Despite the recent attacks and rude comments on Jiggles I stand by that great establishment. It is a place where men, and some women, can join in the harmoiness act of witnessing some good things. Many different types of people make the journey there, yet all have 1 thing in common, they all have $8 dollars and are looking for a good time. So ( Read more... )

Sorry I havnt updated in a while, been busy being a cripple and all. I do have to say my music collection is growing steadily and there is still more to come. So if you want me to copy you any cd's just give me a cd and something else, like a push-pop or a quarter so I can ride the electric horse down at Wizers to make it worth my while. I keep ( Read more... )

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So we played Lakeridge tonight, what a game. I will never forget it. It was a back and forth game from the beginning and Lakeridge scored first. We scored later on by just cleaning up in the box. Wait, the best is about to come. With 9.8 seconds left T-Hass takes a corner and finds Grant "G-Unit" Engrav's head to tie it. It goes to double ( Read more... )