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[petethebum]

I've been smelling things that aren't there all day. Usually that only happens when I have a cold.

At work: Beer.
At home: Dead flowers.

It's like the worst superpower ever.

I'm just gonna keep eating minty stuff to keep it at bay.

Ugh.

I hope it's a brain tumor.

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[hyuga]

Every time my brain has hit a few no-ops today, it's decided to start looping the refrain from "Milkshake". You know, "My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." I don't even fucking know what that means. It's driving me crazy.