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[petit_shinigami]

Crack!Non-RPG-canon!RP

Who: Matt and Rukia
When: During the kitty days? XD
What: UTTER CUTENESS OF COURSE.
Why: Because both of us are on crack? 8D
Notes: This seemed so much longer on AIM. WOE. ;_______;



kitty!Rukia: *licks his finger*
Matt: *dangles something for her*
kitty!Rukia: Mrow! *tries to pounce on it*
Matt: *grins and whisks it away from her*
kitty!Rukia: *falls flat on floor and slips, sliding in circles*
Matt: *drags it faster*
kitty!Rukia: *tries to scramble after it, but just continues sliding on the floor*
Matt: *slides her into a wall*
kitty!Rukia: *thumps into wall* *mews pathetically* T_____T
Matt: *laughs and scratches behind her ears*
kitty!Rukia: *mews happily!* :DDDDDD
kitty!Rukia: *tries to lick Matt's hand again*
Matt: *lets her, grinning*
kitty!Rukia: *bats at his hand, wanting yarn or bells*
Matt: *slips his goggles off and dangles them for her*
kitty!Rukia: *jumps up after it*
Matt: *lets her hook it and lifts it higher*
kitty!Rukia: *mews, scared* ;______;
Matt: *laughs and lowers it again, just enough for her to touch the ground*
kitty!Rukia: *purrs as feet touch ground* *scrambles onto the goggles* 8D
Matt: *lifts them up again, amused*
kitty!Rukia: *settles down on the goggles* *purrs contentedly*
Matt: *pets her a few times*
kitty!Rukia: *playfully tries to nip at Matt's hand*
Matt: *grins and rubs along her nose*
kitty!Rukia: *wrinkles nose and meows*
Matt: *smiles and does it again*
kitty!Rukia: *rubs face against side of finger*
Matt: *scratches beneath her chin for her*
kitty!Rukia: *purrs and closes eyes, comfortable*
Matt: *picks her up and sets her in his lap, scratching between her shoulderblades*
kitty!Rukia: *settles in, purring and swishing tail around*
Matt: *pets her lightly*
kitty!Rukia: *closes eyes again and stops swishing tail so much* *kitty snores*
Matt: *watches her, amused, and continues to pet her softly*