I'm sorry for, blaming you
MOTHER, FORGIVE ME. I'VE BECOME A . . .
Katalyna, I hate you so much. But for the record, I was gonna eventually use an LJ Cut, I just wanted to make sure I wouldn't fuck it up first.
Limewire's being a towel. I am this | . . . . . . .| close to getting wrist control and taking out my gun. Seriously. I'm having some downloadin' cravin's and I'm not gettin' my fix.
NEWS! I got a haircut. And I didn't do it myself this time (I'm pretty sure that's a good thing). It's pretty snazzy if I do say so myself. The Gaysian that cut my hair helped me get over my phobia of having my hair cut too short ever since that awful incident a couple years ago.
But while I was waiting for my sister (who was getting red highlights. It turned out awesome) I had to sit next to this . . . woman. Man, I forgot just how funny shallow people could be. She was talking on her razr (not bothering to lower her voice) to one of her BFF's (I'm pretty sure she actually used that term more than once), about this new diet she was on and what she was going to pack for her trip to New York City and how she was so frazzled that she was gonna get a perm and she hoped it turned out great. More than once did I have to pause my game of Tetris because I had to concentrate on not bursting out laughing. It was that bad.
There are four different words for "sofa" in French. Damn, that's hot.
Have any of you heard the song Boyz n Da Hood by NWA? 'cause there's a line in that song that made me crack up: "I reached back like a pimp and slapped the Ho." Maybe it was wishful thinking, but I immediately thought, "The Mighty Pimp Hand strikes again. But why you be slappin' da Ho? That's Wonder-Woman's (guess who?) job!"
Okay, this: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/manchester/7916361.stm is just freakin' cool. That's something my dad would do.
Speaking of my father, he recently returned from South Carolina. When we left they were renovatin' the place like crazy, and now my dad told me that SC's the new MD, and MD's the new NJ. And NJ's . . . just NJ. This probably doesn't make sense if you've never been to South Carolina, but, think about it. Maybe you will.
I would totally take driving lessons from Bob. In a white van. SURPRISE! And that kid kinda does look like Ray. Y'know, if you close your eyes and tilt your head a little to the left . . .