PRODUCTIVITY?
Click to viewBEHOLD!! The sexiness that is my current obsession. Heinig and Silva've been rapping this during lunch for the past few weeks now, and yesterday I heard the original version and decided I can never trust them to give me the full scope of a song. In other words, they suck. But yeah, it's been stuck in my head for the past few days now, and I find that I don't really mind. But tell me, doesn't the chick at 2:14 kinda look like Natalie Portman?
I made another list. It's called:
THINGS TO DO WITH A BOOM BOX
1. Be a creeper and play cheesy 80's love ballads at three o' clock in the morning outside of people's windows
2. Download some cheesy porno music and play it all secret-ninja like in the girl's locker room, just to creep people out.
3. Take it on long car rides and play Rufus Wainwright and Jim Sturgess until my dad flips out and leaves me in the middle of the highway.
4. Act like an 80's gangsta. You know what I'm talking about. With the parachute pants, radioactive jacket, and 'fro? And the shades. I'd parade 'round town doing the MC Hammer dance. It would be sexy.
Granted, four thing's isn't exactly an epic list, but I kinda just made it up on the spot. Except for numbers 1 and 2. And 3 . . . that came to me yesterday in English.
I GOT ME iTUNES BACK. AND LIMEWIRE. AND FOR ONCE IN IT'S PATHETIC LITTLE LIFE, MY iPOD DECIDED TO BE NICE AND NOT DELETE EVERYTHING I HAD SAVED, THEREFORE SAVING ME HOURS OF FILE-RECOVERY, RE-DOWNLOADS, COUNTLESS BITCH-FITS, AND RANDOM FLAILING.
I am content.
I went a little crazy and downloaded this epic 80's playlist . . . I don't know what it is with me and the 80's lately . . . but I've been kinda obsessed.
Case in point:
I'm kinda sad I wasn't able to find the version where they all had big-ass hair and pelvic-thrusting, but this is cool, too, even if it's more recent. Duran Duran's officially cool in my book.
ARE YOU GUYS GONNA DO NHD AGAIN THIS YEAR? I'm kinda scared to open up that particular Pandora's box all over again, but hey, the looks on the judges face when they saw our magnificent title page with Towlie in all his glory, it kinda made my year, so I'm pumped.
I'm a douchebag that forgot to plug in my sister's laptop, so Imma have to cut this short. The computer's freakin' counting down (down down down down down), man.