.029 - not affected club, woot woot

[petite_sleuth]

I've realized why I thought this place was a zoo and left in the first place.

It's sad that it's still better than Neptune.

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[hyposprayed]

So you're one of the ones the flood skipped over.

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[petite_sleuth]

My life is pretty blessed that way.

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[hyposprayed]

Yeah, we're a real lucky bunch.

What's your name?

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[petite_sleuth]

Veronica.

You got a name too, mysterious also not affected man of some borderline creepiness?

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[wandthief]

You've been here before and you left - then came back? I'm guessing you must be a warden?

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[petite_sleuth]

No I'm an Inmate with a lot of control over where I go.

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[wandthief]

Really now? And however did you manage that?

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[petite_sleuth]

By being cooler than everyone else.

filtered to the unaffected

[gotgirlballs]

Oh my god, can you do anything but bitch?

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[petite_sleuth]

Pot, kettle. Kettle, pot.

filtered

[gotgirlballs]

Hey, dumbass, I'm busting my ass right now trying to help set shit up. You're just sitting around, maybe playing with yourself, I dunno. Point is you're useless.

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[petite_sleuth]

So. You're so incredibly busy setting things up but you have the time to come talk to me.

Interesting.

That doesn't really sound like you're very busy to me.

[cautionarystory]

Thinking about jumping ship again?

[petite_sleuth]

Nah, someone's gotta babysit all you crazies.

[cautionarystory]

Really? 'Cause last time I checked, you guys were the crazy ones.

[petite_sleuth]

Oh no. Not uh. We're not switching roles. I'm the good twin. You're the batshit crazy one. That is how it's always going to be.

[gonnadiesomeday]

No it's not. This place is terrible.

[petite_sleuth]

It's Neptune though.

[gonnadiesomeday]

Yeah but... they torture people here!

[petite_sleuth]

... feeling a bit under the weather, Logan?