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...so he said, "Go fuck yourself!"
and I thought to myself, "Maybe I'd at least get off!"
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Remember me?
I have an upper respiratory infection and it sux donkey balls. Everything seems so surreal, and the pressure in my head is excruciating... It has been a month of total and utter entertainment. Dan and I move in together- the car get bashed in a hit and run, we find the offending car, we get towed, our power turns off, Im still getting billed for ( Read more... ) -
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New Job! New apartment. new roommate.... and yhe best part is I can have sex with him too! It's been hectic, but exciting- this last week dedicated to painting, and today Dan and I had a lower end shopping spree (Throft shops, dollar store). Can't wait til the 15th when it's official and the kitties can move above ground! -
I love my family
people always laugh when they here the messages I leave my friends or just the sheer randomness of me. I'm glad to know it runs in the family. Buns just called and said
"what's that stoner movie ith John Stewart?"
"Half Baked"
"What's that black guy's name?"
"Dave Chappell"
"Thanx, I can continue my conversation *click*" -
I did it!
I got the job!.... my first real salary job...mind you, not that *much* of a salary, but I work out of Chef Maura's home 10-3 Mon- fri, with her 3 cool ass cats, eating her good food and answering phone calls. Im hyped. This does mean, however, I have to go to northern NY and dig my Granmas car out of its snowy coma. This also means driving for ( Read more... ) -
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my ovaries -
what the shit?
I was watching Unsolved MYsteries and found that dogs can sniff out cancer now. A man that had been told by two different doctors that a skin lieson was not malignant kept getting a different answer from the cancer sniffing dogs. They removed the whole spot and found that it was malignant ( Read more... )
