My mother owled me today asking how I did for my N.E.W.T.s.

I told her I am getting married soon.

And that I plan to have several children, so that I would not notice if I lose any.

When will you come back.

You are welcome, too.

M. B.

Draco is cranky because his birthday present died ( Read more... )

Draco is fighting with Potter.

Potter is fighting with Granger.

Granger is fighting with Weasley.

Weasley is fighting with puberty.

My entertainment card is full.

This morning I saw Granger painting Macmillan's nails in the library.

I am hoping for a Hufflepuff fight.

Go, Eton, go.

M. B.

I am eighteen.

For my birthday, we had a tea party.

With Susan Bones.

I love Inversion Charms.

M. B.

Great portrait.

Great lesson.

I did not need a Cheering Charm.

That is not a good deed.

Therefore, Bones deserved to suffer.

I have had the hiccoughs for two days.

Did I deserve to suffer.

No.

I hate my neighbours.

M. B.

Today has been such a good day. I had a long talk with Susan this morning and she actually cheered me up! She seems pretty apologetic about it so I suspect some sort of magic, but oh, I don't care ( Read more... )

You have something of mine.

Give it back and I will not melt your locket for fillings.

M. B.

Edit:

If you do not give them back you will not be able to sleep at night.

M. B.

I was going to make a society for violins over something.

I did not feel like coming up with the M. I. T.

No lessons Monday.

It is not so Draco can practise bulking me up.

And yet.

He had spinach.

He is in the trunk now.

Do not be alarmed.

The keyhole is big enough for air.

M. B.

I am ready to leave now.

Let me go.

Failing that, I am willing to settle for menopause.

M. B.

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