adfkelrujf oh my GOD.

[petitio]

*is helplessly, helplessly, helplessly in loveI mean, yes. I know what the broken hand does to Yankee postseason. I've developed a healthy hatred for Torii Hunter, and the hots that I have for Joe Nathan are on permanent hold until we whup the living snot out of the Twins for the next two games. My stomach is already churning for tonight, but oh

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[highandinside]

*cracks up* FICKLE. You are turning into ghostrunner, aren't you? I knew it! :D

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[petitio]

Ways I am different from ghostrunner

1. Barry Zito is still unchristingly hot.
2. I still hate Andy Pettitte.
3. Players are hot in spite of playing for Texas and not because.
4. A-Rod is acceptable, nay, even wonderful to me as long as he hits. When he does not hit, it's like what Luda says in Yeah: if they ain't cutting, I put them on foot patrol.
5. Mike Mussina is awesome.
6. HAVE I MENTIONED HOW HOT I STILL THINK BARRY ZITO IS AND THAT I AM A YANKEES FAN AND THAT I HAVE DECIDED I WANT ANAHEIM TO COME OUT OF THE ANAHEIM/BOSTON SERIES?

>:O >:O >:O

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[ghostrunner]

2. Except that you also love him.
3. Hey, fuck you. >:O

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[highandinside]

2. You will never love him again, bwahahahaaha. Even I would not expect that.
3. SO rarely are they hot, it's sad.
6. You have, you have. My mistake. *loves unconditionally*

[nyychick23513]

When I read that story in the Times this morning, I thought of you and how you'd love that quote! In all truthfulness, I did, too. See, I can't stay mad! I'm so horribly forgiving. Except if he fucks up tonight I will turn into the unforgiving bitch again. So unless he wants to provoke my wrath, he'd better pitch his ass off!

I have to say I'm eerily calm about this game tonight. I have a good feeling about it for some reason. I'm not sure whether that's a good thing or not.

er, apologies. *fixes*

[petitio]

Brownie did pretty fucking good tonight -- sure, he had a lot of baserunners, and he didn't K a lot of people, but what with all the talk about Posada trying to get Brown to throw his sinking fastball for groundouts rather than his rising fastball for Ks, it's exactly what I expected and MORE THAN I HOPED FOR. ONE RUN THROUGH SIX!!! And him sitting in his alclove with his head down and trying to concentrate between innings, and that odd tense walk of his that made me worry if his back was seizing up on him.

And now, the craptastic bullpen is in. Thanks!

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[nyychick23513]

*sings* I think I'm in love...

Again. So yeah, Brownie was amazing. He may have had lots of baserunners and not many K's, but 1 run is pretty fricking awesome. I have to say I really love his intense demeanor when he pitches. I'd missed seeing him so effective like that.

As for the bullpen, well, I'm not exactly sure what dirt Heredia has on Torre, but it must be something huge for him to keep giving Heredia chance after chance like that. Honestly, if he insists on having a lefty specialist, why not a lefty who can get it over the plate and record some outs? Like Halsey. Bah. But what do I know? At least we won. Bringing in Mo in an 8-2 game, though? ahd;k,:dn''jhgf

TANYON MY MAN WTF WAS THAT

[petitio]

Felix Heredia has to have photographs of Torre offering the popcorn lady money if she'd let him have sex with one of those squirt bottles of fake butter.

Either that, or like, wearing Red Sox undies.

Because I have NO FUCKING CLUE what else that man is doing on the team. And, I mean, like you said. Brad Halsey, hello? With that pretty, pretty splitter of his? Yeah, I can understand Torre wanting a lefty specialist, and I know that Halsey has the makings of a good starter someday, but lefties are batting .143/.212/.462 against him.

Granted, it's in limited exposure to lefties, but it has to be better than the fucking Run Fairy.

And yeah, I woulda far, far, far preferred not bringing Mo in, but what are you gonna do? And it's not like we're going to need him tomorrow, are we, what with Jome Run Javy starting against Suprefreak Santana.

[candle_beck]

his mansion in macon ga? does anyone else find that funny like a puppy on fire? because i sure did.

and hey man, i got your back all the way on joe nathan. he definitely looks like four inches taller than he actually is, and i am convinced it is elevation by hotness.

i hate bronson arroyo's head so much. not just the cornrows. the whole thing. SO HARD TO ROOT FOR THE RED SOX BUT IT MUST BE DONE DIE ANAHEIM DIE.

IF THE A'S BULLPEN DIDN'T SUCK SO MUCH, WE WOULDN'T BE LOOKING AT LKDJF:LIJ

[petitio]

Nathan is a big boy, man. I pegged him as Mulder-height, and it turns out that he's only two inches shorter than the Other Crazy Oakland. Lefty.

Desperate times call for desperate measures, man, although I cannot quite bring myself to cheer for either Boston or Anaheim. It's more a case of whose coach bus I'd prefer to exploding on the highway while fully loaded, and man, I think I could handle the Yankees losing to Anaheim. I could not handle them losing to Satan's Team.

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[candle_beck]

dude, it's intense. this is the first time in five years that neither of my teams are in the playoffs (weep for me). so, like, i'm filled with hatred and bitterness, per usual, but i'm not living and dying by the games. it's all . . . relaxing.

i can get behind boston despite their eviltude, on accounta a. theo (billy's stalker bitch), b. manny's swing (which, yeah, i know, lame, but is purty), c. the manhugging, d. wish for the angels to get eaten by bears.

also, the team hair is like a train wreck that cannot be looked away from.

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[petitio]

VLAD HOLY FUCK THANK YOU SUCK OF BOSTON BULLPEN

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[highandinside]

DID THEY JUST BRING A NEW PITCHER TO FACE BRAD AUSMUS?! THEY DID, DIDN'T THEY?! *HAS ANEURYSM AND DIES*