Comments | petitio: grab your left one make your right one jealous

petitio

grab your left one make your right one jealous

Oct 09, 2004 20:44

Mystique clearly wears Yankee panties. Aura sleeps with a Derek Jeter plushie. Joe Torre must have saved an orphanage or two in a past life because, man, wow.

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Also, I cannot believe that MLB.com is selling theseAnd it further looks like I'll start hitting the bottle next Tuesday at 7PM EST or something, right? And praying that Mystique and ( Read more... )

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nyychick23513 October 9 2004, 18:30:44 UTC

It's times like these that I'm glad my roommates are 21. I will be hitting the bottle for sure (maybe the watered-down bottle, but who knows?).

my God, do you realize that we could end up with a Curt Schilling v. Javy Vazquez Game 4?

*faints*

The horror!

Hopefully Mystique and Aura and all of the ghosts will make Schilling eat crow, for all his smack about them. They will make a believer out of him in that Yankee October magic yet!

petitio October 9 2004, 18:56:01 UTC

I'm hoping that they'll call security on him, yeah, and have him thrown out for trying to sexually proposition them. What does he think Yankee Stadium is? AN UNCLASSY STRIP JOINT?

dylanb October 9 2004, 18:36:13 UTC

I'm with your team now.

Don't let me down.

petitio October 9 2004, 18:54:27 UTC

Hatred of the Red Sox is a wonderful, uniting thing. (I'm assuming that's why you're hopping on the World Series to be Crushed By the Cards express, right?)

dylanb October 9 2004, 19:02:38 UTC

Yeah. Their fans irritate me.

Actually, you guys irritate me too, but not as much, and you all are who you are, so I've learned to accept it. :-)

Each year I figure it's the Yankees job to knock out the teams I don't like.

And I'll probably jump off it it gets to the World Series. Although maybe not--the Yankees are probably going to be considered underdogs in the next two series. (And who could have figured that?)

So, good luck. It should be fun.

Gonna be tough though. The Red Sox probably have the edge in every area except the bullpen, and Foulke ain't no slouch.

candle_beck October 9 2004, 21:38:30 UTC

man. that is some fuckin' intense voodoo y'all got going. i left at 6:30 after seeing the twins go up 5-1 (lew ford? just a little bit excellent. mainly cos his name is lew. this makes my life), rolled into the restaurant at quarter to eight to find the damn thing tied. i said what motherfucker what! then i remembered, oh yeah, it's the yankees and minnesota. why am i surprised! ate food, came back down to the bar hour or so later to find the dodgers up 4-zip on the cards, no idea how the yanks game finished up. muttered profane invectives against los angeles, went to virginia. got home two minutes ago and goddamn if the alcs isn't set.

this is deja vu for everybody but me. and therefore i am excited.

petitio October 9 2004, 21:59:12 UTC

Stoned Zito! Stoned Zito!

In the universe where everything revolves around me, this is the karmic balancing out for Oakland going down in flames and Aaron Boone getting his knee bashed in. I mean, the same night the Yankees win a game because A-Rod smashes a line drive because the third baseman moved out of position, then steals third and comes home on a wild pitch, Jose fucking LIMA throws a 109 pitch shutout of the fucking Cardinals?

I have used up my good luck for the year. Expect to see the Red Sox take it in five.

candle_beck October 9 2004, 22:10:26 UTC

and here i was thinking that the angels getting the shit swept out of them and the dodgers made to look like little weepy girls by the team that i picked to take the division back when everyone else had them in third place if they were lucky, that that was karma getting me back.

and yeah, i'm pulling for the cards before the astros, on accounta scotty ro and my 'rents met in st louie, so i guess i owe the city my existence, but i'll be happy with either, as long as atlanta goes down in flames and los angeles becomes arizona bay (tm bill hicks).

i think i got a bit more luck coming. it's been a pretty bad fucking month. but i doubt my luck can keep the red sox from imploding as they do so well. maybe it's just national league luck. hmm. this is a hella good first round. you can tell by the way it's got me saying 'hella' like i'm my little brother or something.

petitio October 9 2004, 22:29:00 UTC

I think it's a law or something that little brothers say 'hella.' I don't have one myself, but every little brother I've ever spoken to seems like he'd be a big fan of the world.

Our karmas can be compatible, man. Your karma brought the Angels to flaming demise and to the two game pounding. My karma gave the Yankees this game and the Dodgers a bit of a breather from the constant suckage.

Your NL luck should win tomorrow, man, and in the ALCS.

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