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petitio

i had plans for us to buy ice together

Oct 15, 2004 23:40

At dinner today, the one other female Yankees fan I've found so far says to me, after a short and concise discussion of how nice Derek Jeter's ass looks on TV and how I think Mussina is pretty cute, "You know, the only Yankee I'm actually really attracted to is Derek Jeter ( Read more... )

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highandinside October 15 2004, 21:00:26 UTC

Bling bling, baby. World Series rings warrent more pussy than anything else, ever.

white, yellow, and cucumber stones, that that same shit that send chills through a woman's bones petitio October 15 2004, 21:35:26 UTC

A few moments before I got this comment:

Dilly is describing this segment on her TV where Mulder talks about who he wants to make the post-season and how he thinks the Rangers are better than the Angels, etc, etc. It apparently also featured a bit of shirtless Zito running around, and it prompted her to bitch about how Zito should be a REAL athlete and do some crunches.

Therefore, insert lots of bitching from me about how I hate MLB.tv for not showing what they promised to show and how I hate my life in general.

ghostrunner:The Rangers and A's are done now if it makes youf eel better.
petitio: :|
ghostrunner: THough you would have liked Mulder with his wet hair and his prep boy outfit.
petitio: You saw Zito without his shirt and all adorably squis--
petitio: Oh my god.
petitio: Please describe "prep boy outfit."
petitio: In detail.

Re: white, yellow, and cucumber stones, that that same shit that send chills through a woman's bones ghostrunner October 15 2004, 21:55:58 UTC

1) Zito wasn't running, he was standing at his locker playing with a shirt. He had flabs in his back. It was upsetting.

2) Thanks for showing off my terrible typing. D:

This is why I read your LJ dylanb October 15 2004, 22:32:10 UTC

Information I don't get anywhere else. Rock on!

Huh. littlestclouds October 16 2004, 08:22:16 UTC

Terry Francona in NYPost: "I see Johnny Damon five minutes before the game - he's naked. Four minutes later, he's on second."

"I think he's absolutely beautiful! If I were a woman, I'd go for him so fast it'd make your head spin."

-- Tony LaRussa on Albert Pujols