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AMERICAN DRESSES NAKED ANIMALS
San Francisco- If Clifford Prout gets his way, all animals in San Francisco will soon walk around with skirts and pants on. Prout, who is the chairman of the American Society for INdecency to Naked Animals, has tried to bring about his views in the zoo of San Francisco. Under loud cheers of hundreds of school children, he and two employees tried to put clothes on bears, goats and other small animals.
Mr Prout said: 'San Francisco is a moral disaster area. Animals should act like humans. They have to be dressed properly. Nude animals are a danger to traffic, because drivers who drive along the fields are often distracted because they look at nude bulls, stallians, pigs and rams.'
The advocate of stimulating morality under animals declared, that his association counts forty thousand members. It has a legate of forty thousand dolars, which has to be spent within ten years.
The society has three employees who receive a salary, who travel around the United States carrying banners saying: 'Spare our children the sight of naked animals.' Mister Prout's club has designed bikinis for stallions, half underskirts for cows and shorts for dogs and other small animals.
What do you wish you could realise? What would you do for it?
((Background behind the story! She doesn't know this, though-- this is an article from before it was uncovered as a hoax, and she hasn't looked further into it.))