joke

[petra_aishae]

too amusing not to pass on:

Very Short Story

Man driving down road.
Woman driving up same road
They pass each other.

The woman yells out the window, PIG!

Man yells out window, BITCH!

Man rounds next curve.
Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of road and dies.
Thought For the Day:
If men would just listen

Comments

[deceptica]

Made me laugh. ;)

[nylonangel]

Funnily enough...

... was driving down a country road the other week and passed a cow that had escaped. Next car coming along - flashed it and mouthed 'COW'

Got a very funny look

Don't know if they died.

[eofs]

At least it wasn't a wallaby.

The sheep are such a bugger in the Lakes, because they're not scared of cars. They know that everyone stops for them and waits patiently for them to get out of the way, so they're never in a hurry.

[queen_of_kithia]

It'd be funnier if the woman crashed into a huge female dog around the next curve.

[petra_aishae]

all the funnier cos its a misunderstanding ;) and because someone might shout PIG but if its a dog theyd shout DOG rather than bitch ;) but i get where you were going with that, it kinda makes it sound like oinly men could do that, only men dont listen. but i tend to let that kind of thing (like blonde jokes) wash over me, there comes a point when being PC is a bit too stiff and most people wouldnt take offense at these jokes, so long as they arent too condensing. i'd hope....