Comment to this post and I will give you 5 subjects/things I associate you with. Then post this in your blog if you want to, and elaborate on the subjects given.
Some of these are pretty self-explanatory.
1 - Wife and partner: Love you too, honey.
2 - Best friend: Aw, really?
3 - Best mother: What can I say? I love my kids.
4 - Finder of truth and keeper of secrets: I'm very good at keeping secrets and I'm not above breaking into things
5 - Fucking gorgeous: Oh why thank you!