For Janke, because he never gives me his email addresses or his IM aliases. Best mashup ever.

From DJ Earworm: Stairway to Bootleg HeavenDolly Parton - Stairway to Heaven vs. Eurythmics - This City Never Sleeps vs. Beatles - Because vs. Laurie Anderson - O Superman vs. Art Of Noise - Moments in Love vs. Beastie Boys - So Whatcha Want vs. Pat ( Read more... )

One of my last responsibilities here is to make everyone look good for an upcoming print job. Processing photos of people is a weird thing for someone like me. Because you have to pick out everything "wrong" with someone and fix it. But the fact is, I think Andrea is beautiful to begin with, and I don't really want her to think that I think she has ( Read more... )

On the request of another, if you didn't already know, I am moving very soon. Like most other people who leave Norman, I'll be around occasionally I suspect. I'll talk about it when I get a break from the unending river of headaches that is moving. Goodwill is about to get the biggest load of stuff ever.

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This is the problem with teaching yourself to cook ( Read more... )

Dear Mum, while I am saddened by the unfortunate and sudden retirement of my predecessor, I am filled with excitement at my promotion.


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Last night, Catherine Zeta Jones asked me to live with her in her underwater fortress ( Read more... )

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Tonight's culinary adventure takes me to Thailand, so while I am picking through Super Cao Nguyen for ingredients I think I will pick up the knife Wade recommends as a replacement for his when it leaves with him in not too long ( Read more... )

Last night Wade caught me watching a Mandy Moore romantic comedy. He leapt out of the hallway and said, "Aha! Caught ya ( Read more... )