Conspiracy Theory

Sep 26, 2005 01:09

I have come to a startling conclusion. Hillary Duff and Lindsay Lohan are, in fact, the same person. Discuss.

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kacedee September 26 2005, 06:15:03 UTC
I dunno. Lohan doesn't even look like the same person anymore since she lost too much weight and died her hair. Looks very simialr to Duff. But Duff might actually stay put if I sneezed on her instead of flying away.

All these teen-queens are defiently made in the same lab from the same materials though,

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petrov September 26 2005, 06:30:29 UTC
Please don't bash my Lindsay like that. She's going through something difficult right now (IE: her split personality). With our help, she can come through this. Please keep her in your thoughts and hopefully she will overcome her Duff-denity.

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onigokko September 26 2005, 06:23:02 UTC
Not true. Lindsay Lohan can act. Hilary Duff can neither sing nor act.

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petrov September 26 2005, 06:31:46 UTC
True. But that's simply because Lindsay wants to fool us all into thinking she's Hillary. She has to create someone totally different from herself. Maybe she really does have a multiple personailty disorder.

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onigokko September 26 2005, 06:54:31 UTC
eh, Lindsay is 20 and a product of a clever Hollywood design team. Soon she'll realize one of her strongest assets were her Ann Margaret good looks (girlish yet sexy) and she'll go back to the red, and hopefully gain back all the weight she lost. Out of curiosity, why is Hilary a slut?

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kobrakai275 September 26 2005, 06:43:36 UTC
did it take you this long to realize this? they are the same person. they are so different from one another: lindsay the hot, slutty girl (aka - the next britney spears) and hilary the cute "girl-you'd-like-to-take-home-to-mom". that's just to try to convince us that they are different people. i determined this a long time ago.

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petrov September 26 2005, 06:46:29 UTC
many things wrong with your post (aside from the fact that your general observation is correct):

1. Lindsay is not a slut. Prove it.
2. Hillary is not cute.
3. Hillary is in fact a slut. I can prove it if you so ask.
4. No one can EVER bad mouth my Lindsay without paying some sort of price. You sir, will lose a testicle sometime this week- maybe both. Ha!

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kobrakai275 September 26 2005, 07:02:52 UTC
ok, when i said slut, i don't mean she's actually a slut. but that one music video of hers...have you actually seen it? reminds me of britney spears.

hillary being cute - entirely a person's opinion. if i think she's cute, then i think she's cute. if you don't think she's cute, you don't think she's cute. the end. it's just that she has that more innocent look to her than linsay.

about hilary being a slut...i couldn't care less. she just doesn't have the look of a slut.

and about bad mouthing your lindsay...she's not your lindsay and i can bad mouth whoever i want. on top of that, i knew who lindsay lohan was before she became so famous (from the parent trap remake). i also don't particularly like either one of them.

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petrov September 26 2005, 07:15:44 UTC
you get so defensive. it's cute.

1. She is now, and will always be my Lindsay. One of many in fact.
2. I too enjoyed her in the parent trap.
3. lindsay lindsay lindsay
4. None of this chages the fact that they are the same person.

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kathrynleigh September 27 2005, 00:02:34 UTC
lindsay is infinetly cooler than hilary. the only thing hilary has going for her is she is named hilary.

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xtreme680 September 27 2005, 07:52:47 UTC
I say no, because it always leaves open the possibility of a threesome.

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the_tmo_rebirth September 27 2005, 22:11:21 UTC
I second this one. Don't ruin my fantasies, Peter.

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