It Looks As Though You're Letting Go

Oct 05, 2005 23:59

"Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you." - Jack Handey ( Read more... )

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starlit_trail October 6 2005, 10:01:48 UTC
Hmm, should we feel sorry for the kid or not? On one hand he/she is going to inherit a fortune, and on the other the child is going to have those two as parents.

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peytonsplace October 6 2005, 11:11:14 UTC
My take is that it doesn't matter how much you inherit, if you're parents are fucked up, you're destined to be fucked up. But I guess being rich helps.

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banjokalamazooe October 6 2005, 10:52:47 UTC
and me listening to two guys sitting in front of me arguing about who was more gay, Big Bird or Elmo.

tsk, tsk. another GREAT polling opportunity down the toilet.

Let us look at this objectively,, shall we?
Big Bird: - wikipedia ( ... )

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peytonsplace October 6 2005, 11:29:41 UTC
Hey, I come up with this stuff in the middle of the night when I'm half asleep. Polling isn't always fresh on my mind. Besides I'm sure your in depth analysis would've swayed votes away from Big Bird :(

Oscar the Grouch was too angry to be gay. He didn't dress well and was undoubtedly a complete slob. All typical traits of a heterosexual male. And besides, he broke the cardinal rule of homosexuality: You can't be gay and live in a trash can. It's one or the other.

I was gonna go with the Korean version but "????? ?? Peyton" just didn't have the same ring to it.

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banjokalamazooe October 6 2005, 20:20:16 UTC
I was gonna go with the Korean version but "????? ?? Peyton" just didn't have the same ring to it.

haha

i'll concede defeat on the Oscar the Grouch issue. i believe it was about 6:15 when i wrote that, so i suppose we suffer from the same lapses in cognition.

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peytonsplace October 7 2005, 02:55:13 UTC
I'm sure my entries would be far more intellectually stimulating if I wrote them at like 3 in the afternoon instead of around midnight every night...

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shrapnel_ October 6 2005, 11:00:41 UTC
I feel so bad for that kid... screwy parental figures.

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peytonsplace October 6 2005, 11:31:44 UTC
It could be worse, at least the kid isn't gonna grow up around Britney and trailer park guy.

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inkandbullets October 6 2005, 11:52:14 UTC
i like that quote.

ewww tom cruise is a fuckass.

that guy should get the nobel peace prize of the internet realm.

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peytonsplace October 6 2005, 12:39:51 UTC
Jack Handey is greatness.

Tom Cruise is indeed a fuckass.

That guy rox my sox. Not really.

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bruinchick October 6 2005, 13:04:46 UTC
i was only doing my math hw for like the first 30 mins...after that i took notes unlike someone else i know...i wish i had my own chateau

why r u awake at 5:40 in the morning

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peytonsplace October 6 2005, 13:09:53 UTC
I never take notes. Besides the powerpoint slides are online :)

I've got an 8 AM class homes. Took a long nap yesterday and by the time I got tired it was like 4 AM so I figured it was pointless to sleep for like 2 hours.

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bruinchick October 6 2005, 13:18:07 UTC
r u busy today...i need u to help me decorate my room...it looks so empty and i still envy urs from last year lol

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peytonsplace October 6 2005, 13:24:13 UTC
LOL - Umm, I've got class until 12:30 but after that I'm free until tonight. I can just come by after class if you're free then...

BTW, why ARE YOU up this early?

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