I love blackjack. But I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

[pez_dispenser2]

I played golf...I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That's way more satisfying...

...You're supposed to yell 'fore' but I kept thinking there ain't no way that's gonna hit him.

I bought a doughnut and they gave me a receipt for the doughtnut...I don't need a receipt for the doughnut - I give you money and you give me the doughnut,

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[riseclimbfall]

Don't need to go in the playground man...

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[pez_dispenser2]

or do i? :P

nah i ment somewhere else she just misunderstood but it was funny

[operationart]

i see you too are a fan of mitch hedberg