Open iTunes/iPod or Windows Media Player or Wimamp (if you aren't a tool) to answer the following. Go to your library. Answer, no matter how embarrasing it is.
Number of songs: 1784
Sort by song title
First Song: !@*$%# (Fucker) - Fischerspooner
Last Song: Zero Bars (Mr. Smith) - Tubeway Army
Sort by time
Shortest Song: Cigarette Tracks - Guided by Voices
Longest Song: Echoes - Pink Floyd
Sort by album
First
Song: (excluding all of the ones that come up first because they were
coughillegallycough downloaded and have crappy track tags): !@*$%# (Fucker) - Fischerspooner
Last Song: Big Ol' Bug Is The New Baby Now - The Flaming Lips
Top Five Most Played Songs:
Crosby, Stills, Nash, and Young - Chicago
Simon & Garfunkel - A Hazy Shade of Winter
The Beatles - Run For Your Life
Neutral Milk Hotel - Holland, 1945
Guided by Voices - Sleep Over Jack
First song that comes up on Shuffle: Elliott Smith - Waltz #2
Search ....
"sex", how many songs come up? 6
"death", how many songs come up? 8
"love", how many songs come up? 55
"you", how many songs come up? 180
Meh...I like my music tastes...semi embarassed at the lack of radiohead, oh well.