looks like you just lost about 95% of your audience.
good thing you got that ice cream, even though it was really more caramel than ice cream. we represented the gay community in that joint quite well if i do say so myself. i need to stop hanging out with single dudes so damn much, it must be why girls ignore me. well that, and the body odor.
i'll be your dating coach. it'll be just like now. i tell you that you need to talk to people, don't heed my own advice, and we both go on self-loathing and projecting it outwards. that'll be 20 dollars.
crying for attention online is the equivalent of walking the gaslamp district and you screaming "OH GOD!" at the top of your lungs. you have become what you most despise.
Comments 26
But it's water.
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
sad and pathetic
Reply
Reply
Reply
good thing you got that ice cream, even though it was really more caramel than ice cream. we represented the gay community in that joint quite well if i do say so myself. i need to stop hanging out with single dudes so damn much, it must be why girls ignore me. well that, and the body odor.
i'll be your dating coach. it'll be just like now. i tell you that you need to talk to people, don't heed my own advice, and we both go on self-loathing and projecting it outwards. that'll be 20 dollars.
crying for attention online is the equivalent of walking the gaslamp district and you screaming "OH GOD!" at the top of your lungs. you have become what you most despise.
Reply
Reply
Reply
signed, r.j. stinkley jr.
attorney at law
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Reply
Leave a comment