18" super platform black foam sandals Abercrombie "Vintage" Spiky hair Girls who wear white pants with a black thong underneath To quote: "I was sooo fucked up last night, I don't remember anything. It must have been so much fun." "Punky" spiked belts/bracelets/necklaces/cockrings Singing out loud in public White guys listening to rap and that whole look People who put 35 foot wings on their perfectly decent cars Whenever someone says this to me: "Your glasses look like the Weezer guy!" Guys who don't wear their shirts. Put a fucking shirt on. Girls that talk about getting "fucked up". Guys are bad enough. Christina Aguilera and all her slaves talking about "Open female sexuality"
Don't forget: Cool college guys that play acoustic guitars. You're not talented. Hell, you're not even Dashboard. To quote PitchFork here: "I imagine if one of the photos in those vaguely homo- erotic Abercrombie and Fitch catalogs came to life and starting playing music, it would sound like this."
Super big trucks. How small is your penis anyway? Trendy smoothy places that make 4 bucks in profit for everyone sold. It's fruit and ice cream here people! Anyone named the following: Brent, Tad, Todd, anyone with a name that ends in i, an acronym (AJ, BJ, JT), Dawson, Austin, etc etc Anyone involved with greek life. "But my sorority is different!" Shut up, slut. Clothing stickers on the back of peoples' cars. We know you're a corporate whore but we didn't know you were Independent as well! Atticus Hot Topic The mall California The world Life itself
people who use the term "mixed company" all the damn time constant quotation people who don't use question marks parents windows made of plastic watching people read my shirt when it takes over a minute girls who don't unlock my door when i open theirs black people small vocabularies and frequent word over-usage sentimentality the main stream uncomfortable silences people who are too dense to realize they are boring mos def girls who don't have sex with me body hair and incessi-sweat work and it's necessity to live insatiability capitalism, but also communism religion vanity obsession anna nicole smith, bobby trendy even moreso drama
seriously, this list would go on for years.. if you asked the opposite, it would be considerably shorter.
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Abercrombie "Vintage"
Spiky hair
Girls who wear white pants with a black thong underneath
To quote: "I was sooo fucked up last night, I don't remember anything. It must have been so much fun."
"Punky" spiked belts/bracelets/necklaces/cockrings
Singing out loud in public
White guys listening to rap and that whole look
People who put 35 foot wings on their perfectly decent cars
Whenever someone says this to me: "Your glasses look like the Weezer guy!"
Guys who don't wear their shirts. Put a fucking shirt on.
Girls that talk about getting "fucked up". Guys are bad enough.
Christina Aguilera and all her slaves talking about "Open female sexuality"
man... I'm an angry person.
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Cool college guys that play acoustic guitars. You're not talented. Hell, you're not even Dashboard. To quote PitchFork here: "I imagine if one of the photos in those vaguely homo- erotic Abercrombie and Fitch catalogs came to life and starting playing music, it would sound like this."
Super big trucks. How small is your penis anyway?
Trendy smoothy places that make 4 bucks in profit for everyone sold. It's fruit and ice cream here people!
Anyone named the following: Brent, Tad, Todd, anyone with a name that ends in i, an acronym (AJ, BJ, JT), Dawson, Austin, etc etc
Anyone involved with greek life. "But my sorority is different!" Shut up, slut.
Clothing stickers on the back of peoples' cars. We know you're a corporate whore but we didn't know you were Independent as well!
Atticus
Hot Topic
The mall
California
The world
Life itself
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and i love smoothies!
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being angry our american right!
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people who use the term "mixed company" all the damn time
constant quotation
people who don't use question marks
parents
windows made of plastic
watching people read my shirt when it takes over a minute
girls who don't unlock my door when i open theirs
black people
small vocabularies and frequent word over-usage
sentimentality
the main stream
uncomfortable silences
people who are too dense to realize they are boring
mos def
girls who don't have sex with me
body hair and incessi-sweat
work and it's necessity to live
insatiability
capitalism, but also communism
religion
vanity obsession
anna nicole smith, bobby trendy even moreso
drama
seriously, this list would go on for years.. if you asked the opposite, it would be considerably shorter.
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