Things the MBTA vehicles MUST be hacked to say

[pezzonovante]

1. Thank you for riding me. You feel great inside of me.
2. Remember, Friend Citizens, happiness is mandatory.
3. Next stop: Your mother.
4. If any zombies are on board, please refrain from eating the brains of fellow passengers.
5. The destination of this train is: the restaurant at the end of the universe.

Comments

[pezzonovante]

... brain the size of a planet and they have me do is tell you the next station. Life. Don't talk to me about life...