03 [action] [backdated to 10/10]

[pfft_scumbag]

[OOC: I was actually planning to post this on the 10th (Xanxus' birthday) but I didn't had internet access, so this post is backdated to 10/10 (morning). Feel free to bug him, he needs to make attempts to socialize a bit D:][Xanxus isn't feeling like hanging around for anything on his birthday. The idea of putting up with the sound of that

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[Action]

[fortunefail]

[Nice surprises? Far from it. Here's a bad-tempered half-elf, also heading for the forest. Because both he and Xanxus are social retards, they'll need a mediator to get any kind of conversation going, which is why Yuan's tiny little owl is fluttering after him. She's hooting and chirping and generally being loud. This may be why Yuan is in a bad mood.

Feel free to comment on that little "pest".]

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[pfft_scumbag]

[For a brief moment Xanxus wonders what's more annoying. Scumbags or this shitty creature flapping around him. The Varia Boss looks up and his hands start to reach down, fingers hoping to meet two guns.

But of course there weren't any guns and he could not shoot the owl -or whatever this thing supposed to be- down.

He swats at the bird instead, growling in an annoyed way. After that he notices the other man and in an instant his red eyes narrow even further.]

Yours?

[The tone of his voice is everything except friendly.]

[Action]

[fortunefail]

[The owl swoops to avoid Xanxus' hand, uttering a quick "Missed me!". Oh, those talking animals and their wit. Still, she quickly retreats when Yuan gives a sharp whistle, zooming over to bother him instead. It's bad enough the owl enjoys irritating him, so let's avoid starting fights with complete strangers because she's decided to switch targets.]

In a way.

[If you "yours" you mean that she showed up one day and wouldn't leave him alone since. Sure.]

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[pfft_scumbag]

[Xanxus' movements pause for a second as his attention focuses back on the owl again. The creature was flying back to the scumbag with the ridiculous haircolor and Xanxus swore it was talking just yet.]

Hmph.

[He glares at the other man now.]

Keep it with you or you're both dead.

[stormpop]

[that boss of his; if belphegor didn't know any better he would think impulse was his middle name. it wouldn't do to have xanxus get lost on him, not when he'd been agonizing over his present for the past week or so.

xanxus isn't the only one to shove off his inherent laziness; while his intent wasn't overly mischievous (no more than it usually was, anyway), he still took it upon himself to follow the man discretely, until he realized his boss was probably heading towards the forest to kill shit. it was only then he decided to come out of hiding and scampered towards the man with light steps, and there he is with a grin far too mysterious for ten in the morning.]

Boss~

[pfft_scumbag]

[It isn't even funny how his scum-for-subordinates manage to disappear for most of the day when he needs them and just when he really isn't in the mood for any companionship of that matter, Bel starts following him.

That fucking little scumbag isn't even trying to remain unseen and when he decide to pop up Xanxus just ignores him and walks on.

If the little prince was a smart one he would not bother Xanxus for a second time...]

[stormpop]

[if only xanxus was that fortunate; while he would be more than happy to let his boss in on the reason for his and squalo's perpertual shiftiness and scant presence (on the contrary, he would love to, so that he may reap in his nonexistent thanks and go a day without inhaling dangerous cleaning agents!), but that would ruin the spirit of surprise and quite frankly, prince the ripper liked his secrets.

his obnoxious smile never wavered as he continued to trail after the belligerent figure, seemingly apathetic to the dangerous atmosphere and saying nothing.]

[pfft_scumbag]

[Apparently the shitty prince did had somekind of deathwish because he kept on following him and when Xanxus looks over his shoulder he still had that obnoxious grin on his face.

Finally he stops, treating Bel on the most dangerous deathglare he's capable of.]

Fuck off.

[torrenziale]

[Not one to while away the hours, Squalo has been up for some time now having first finished with his early morning training with Yamamoto and then giving his and Belphegor's surprise one last look-over. He is just returning when he spies Xanxus leaving, and if body language is any indicator, the other man seems to be in a bit of a mood.

Oh, this is not going to plan at all. Xanxus is rarely out in the mornings. Did he really have to pick today of all days to try and pull a damn disappearing act?

Grumbling something under his breath, Squalo shifts a package he is carrying under his arm and then shouts after the Varia boss.]

Heeeeey!

[pfft_scumbag]

[Oh, Xanxus definitely hears Squalo yelling. It's hard to not hear that piece of trash for that matter. He looks over his shoulder and utters an annoyed sound, loud enough for Squalo to be heard.

Why were all those scumbags so damn eager to bother him for his birthday? This day was just as unimportant and trivial as all the other days in his life.

He walks on, taking big steps and not in the mood for anything.]

[torrenziale]

[Goddammit. He's going to play it that way, huh? The swordsman glowers at Xanxus's retreating back. If he had been dealing with anybody else, he wouldn't have bothered pursuing them and probably would have winged the package at their heads. But it's the Boss' birthday, and the Boss is worth the extra hassle. That doesn't mean, however, that he can't be irritated with the man.

While Squalo is far too proud to go running after the other man, he does lengthen his stride in an attempt to catch up. He is also going to carry on the loud, most likely one-sided conversation until he does.]

When the hell did you pick this up morning stroll business?

[pfft_scumbag]

[Only Squalo was so damn stupid to do exactly the thing Xanxus did not want him to do. The entire time/space difference between them really didn't matter, the swordsman still was an annoying piece of shit.

Xanxus should have fucking known that walking with a fast pace and blatant ignoring would not keep Superbia Squalo away.]

What's the package, trash?

[He looks at the thing the other is carrying from over his shoulder, still busy with walking away.]