14. [Action]

[pfft_scumbag]

[Oh, Xanxus is still a grumpy, anti-social piece of work and still boss of the Varia, but he's also a master chef, who has been running his own Italian restaurant since...well...since he was young. He always had a passion for cooking and that combined with a hatred for scumbags and scumbags making shitty food, is absolutely delightful

Comments

[Action]

[themoonuplifts]

[Usagi is also in the grocery store, picking up fresh vegetables and fruits for cooking. She winces and ducks when a rotten tomato flies towards her, and wrinkles her nose when she spots Xanxus.]

Hey! You about hit me with that, Xanxus!

Re: [Action]

[pfft_scumbag]

[Xanxus isn't the most caring guy in the world, actually he does not care period.]

If that's so, you can always wash it out, woman.

[Action]

[themoonuplifts]

Do you want to wash gross tomato out of your hair, man?

Re: [Action]

[pfft_scumbag]

No, but that is not the point, isn't it?

[He picks up a cucumber and twirls it between his fingers, inspecting it. After a short silence he moves to the shelves with herbs.]

Make a reservation at my restaurant. It'll be opening tonight. I'll even cook for scum.

[thebossdaughter]

[ Au info]

[Viper blinks at the sign as she returns to the house after a shopping spree. Her arms full with bags with dresses and cute and random things that she considers chic and that every teenager worth of herself should have.]

I don't want a scumbag for the kitchen! I want a proper cook! I'm tired of Squ-qu's low class cooking!

[She can be heard complaining as she enters the house. Because if Xanxus has a right to complain, so does his daughter.]

[pfft_scumbag]

[Xanxus shudders a bit at the sound of a girls voice.]

No children in my house, fuck off girl.

[He walks through the living room, arranging tables like it's something he always had done before.]

And if you want to eat food, put down a reservation.

[thebossdaughter]

[Xanxus may be his father, but no one said he was a loving and doting father. She's actually used to that kind of answer and she snorts at it, just as Xanxus snorts at any stupidity he's told most of the time.]

What children? It's just me and I'm a teenager, not a child. Besides, I live here, papa.

[She doesn't pay much attention to him arranging tables. They have a healthy father-daughter relationship. She doesn't question his actions and he doesn't blast a hole in her head and only questions her actions half of the time.]

I don't need a reservation. I'm the future Vongola Decimo Primo, daughter of the future Vongola Decimo. Only you and grandfather are more important than me, the rest are just worthless scumbags.

[Like father like daughter.]

[pfft_scumbag]

[W-what? Xanxus freezes right in place, almost dropping the forks he's holding.]

I have no fucking kid. Get the fuck out kid.

['And I'm definitely not the Tenth', why was everyone thinking such a thing.]

Don't dare to open your mouth and spout such nonsense.