It is all common knowledge that Dieter enjoys flipping over his water dish. Then we get him a dog water dish which can't be tipped over. And then get one of those self-filling water dishes with the giant water jig on it ( Read more... )

The company president and VP are gone today. The plant manager is out today. The production engineer, who is my boss, left early.

Does this mean I'm in charge?

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Poopykins30: and i'd have to buy an adapter for my car
Poopykins30: there are so many accessories
Poopykins30: let's just say that i'm not ready for an ipod
Poopykins30: it's like planning for a child
Poopykins30: cripes

The last shot of espresso kicked in at the same time my Media Player switched to Boredoms. I'm going to break something!

I'm friggin' batshit bored today.

I wonder if I should wear my Dead Kennedy's shirt for the occasion.

My ten-key skills are a finely-honed machine for me now. I just zipped through all my work in under 2 hours.

The kitties fight each other all day for lap space. They're too big to both fit and then my lap becomes a battleground for affection-starved felines.

So, all these vendors send me this "holiday greetings" stuff, which is cool and all, but it's almost always in the form of candy or cookies or other crap I hate. Dammit, send me a friggin' steak or something!