Comments | pflag_mom_deb: Voice mail

pflag_mom_deb

Voice mail

Sep 17, 2010 17:40

Carl, is this thing on? Oh, right.

Hi, you've reached Debbie's Diva Dive. Store hours are 11 AM to 9 AM. I can't talk to you right now, honey, but if you leave a message, I'll get back to you just as quick as I can. If this is Michael, call your mother a little more often, kiddo.

now how do I turn this fucking thing off?

BEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

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notstakedyet October 23 2005, 04:33:44 UTC

Hi Deb, it's Angelus. I need to place a standing order for psycho_barbie to have whatever she wants, on me, delivered to her at the school. How would I arrange that?

pflag_mom_deb October 23 2005, 04:48:38 UTC

"You'll need to come in and make a deposit. She'll need to call her order in about 4:30. I'll have Kiki run the order up when she delivers my other standing, and see you for payment."

notstakedyet October 23 2005, 04:50:53 UTC

"Is it all right if I have Kiki bring you the money as well? You might get it faster that way. Also this will be an open account from now until next Friday, if that's allowable."

pflag_mom_deb October 23 2005, 04:53:21 UTC

"That's fine. You need to call her and ask her though. kikidelivers."

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_red_xiii_ October 26 2005, 13:21:24 UTC

Deb, this is Red. I realize this is short notice but is there anyway I can get a few dessert things for the Town Meeting tomorrow night? Just maybe a few pies and some pastries?

Let me know. Thanks for your help.

pflag_mom_deb October 26 2005, 14:07:10 UTC

Hi Red. Always glad to help. It's lemon bar night, so how about I make a couple extra pans and bring them?

notstakedyet October 28 2005, 17:14:20 UTC

"Hi, Deb, it's Angelus. I need to place an order for a small event I'll be having this Saturday at the school. It's a meet & greet for members of my club and whatever family they have in town. We don't need anything fancy, just some finger foods for everyone to nibble on. Maybe a nice mix of savory and sweet?

Let's have enough food for 40 people, if possible.

Thanks!"

pflag_mom_deb October 28 2005, 17:20:10 UTC

"Hi honey. I can mange that. Brownies and lemon bars, bleu cheese pear puffs and shrimp spread on triscuits OK? Let me know if you'd like something different. Should run about $60."

notstakedyet October 28 2005, 17:23:20 UTC

"Sounds perfect, thanks!"

notstakedyet October 31 2005, 23:16:35 UTC

Hi Deb, it's Angelus. Thanks so much for the food on Saturday.

As requested, I'm calling in the order for meeting food in advance. Usual deal, something sweet and easy to eat without plates or forks. Probably enough for 20 people would do it.

I'll come pick it up tomorrow, thanks.

pflag_mom_deb October 31 2005, 23:32:35 UTC

"I'll have your brpwnies ready for you."

psycho_jackass November 4 2005, 20:55:14 UTC

Hey, I'm having a party tomorrow, and I need to get some food for it. Maybe, one hundred people? Lotsa food though, sandwiches, muffins, snackables, etcetera.

Oh, and cookies. The pirate likes cookies. Can you deliver? Party starts at noon. And if you had a couple of people to help serve, I'd appreciate it. I'll pay them for their time, of course.

pflag_mom_deb November 4 2005, 22:13:40 UTC

Deb gets the order and nearly drops the phone. "I'm a diner, not a catering service," she gasps at Carl.

Back into the phone she says "We can certainly help out. Sandwiches, muffins, cookies and appetizers for a hundred will run $650. It'll all be ready. I don't have any waitstaff right now except Shane."