Comments | pfrimshot: Good Job!! :)

pfrimshot

Good Job!! :)

Mar 21, 2007 17:01

I passed my driver's test, with zero demerits. I am a perfect driver, and I have proof.

Before the test started, I asked how long it would take.
"About 15 minutes."
"Faster if I speed, though, right?"
"Oh. Yes."
he laughed about that one for about 5 minutes. You'd think he'd have heard it before.
The examiner actually wrote "Good Job!!" and ( Read more... )

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you're such a knob anonymous March 22 2007, 01:23:50 UTC

but good work on your test.

I don't recall who I was talking with, but the other day a few of us were having a conversation about driving skills and shoulder checking. Someone made a comment about how if any of us had to take a test again, we'd all probably fail just because of the shoulder checking. I didn't argue, but clearly these people are accidents waiting to happen. I shoulder check every damn time, no matter what. Maybe it's because I ride a motorbike?

People who ride motorbikes and have tattoos are automatically 100x cooler. And smarter. And better looking. And smarter.

Z

Re: you're such a knob pfrimshot March 22 2007, 15:28:14 UTC

From your vantage point on the back of your bike, you will surely have noticed the number of people who like to change into your lane (signalling about halfway in) without shoulder checking?

None of those people are going to kill me. The way _I'm_ gonna go is: someone will change into my lane, blind, I'll avoid it, and then I'll get hit by an oncoming car while I'm alongside the lane-changer's driver-side window, screaming profanities.

Re: you're such a knob anonymous March 22 2007, 15:55:55 UTC

ha! I've definitely had people change into my lane without looking. Once I tried to kick the car while dodging them on my motorbike. I always tell myself the next time that happens, I'm going to kick off their side view mirror.

What's most likely going to happen to me is I'll rear-end someone because I'm either:

a.) checking out some hot chick(s) on the side walk
b.) checking out another motorbike

Z

evwhore March 22 2007, 20:23:24 UTC

I think a picture of the scoresheet is mandatory here.

pfrimshot March 22 2007, 22:48:10 UTC

unfortunately, my girlfriend ran over my camera with the vacuum, so you'll have to take my word for it *cough*

ahhh, now I see how this really is evwhore March 23 2007, 16:18:00 UTC

Ran over your camera. With a vacuum. Really. Take your word for it. Really.

Z

Re: ahhh, now I see how this really is pfrimshot March 23 2007, 18:26:44 UTC

She didn't shoulder check.