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[pfunkmaster]

As I sit here drinking a Red Bull and pondering Developmental Economics, I can't help but think: If Bushido is my chosen moral code in life, then these last-minute cram sessions I seem to always resort to are nothing less than seppuku. Better to die than to fail, I suppose. Sheez.

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[sekonretsu]

But if you have sex with the can of Red Bull, are you still a virgin?

[pfunkmaster]

Man, I literally fell out of my chair when I read that. I dunno what I'd do without your acerbic wit to lighten my darker moods. Doumo arigatou, motherfucker.