Rhymes so strong they break a bull's back, that's a fact

[pfunkmaster]

Alright, so I'm ripping this from el Steve-o from NC's journal, but it seemed like such a solid idea I couldn't resist.

Here's the deal: Ask me any three questions you want, and I'll answer them as honestly as possible.

Ignite!

Comments

[trantoriandream]

would you hump a dog for a million bucks?
would you let Bush give it to you in the butt if you knew it would cure all world illinesses?
If Christina Agulra told you that she had back hair and asked you to shave it,would you do it?

Enjoy!

[pfunkmaster]

1) If it was a cute dog.
2) Nope, we need world illnesses to control the already explosive population.
3) Back hair's nasty, yo.

[anonymous]

http://www.explodingdog.com/january2/ihaveaquestion.html

[pfunkmaster]

I've seen this guy's work before, it's interesting stuff. I like the one with the rainbow coming out of a guy's stab wound, I believe it's called "The most beautiful thing" or some such.

[trantoriandream]

lol...yea I think i showed it to you!!!

[usualnutjob]

2 funny, 1 serious....bud ;)

Whats the longest youv'e gone without masturbating? <---rofl

Who is your baby's momma?(if none, then who do you want it to be?)

Finally, Why start drama in our friendship world? (I honestly don't care, as im sure you know, just a good question to ask lol)

[pfunkmaster]

1) Two weeks at my grandparents' house... I can't spank the monkey there!
2) Hmmm... I'd have to say Kirsten Dunst. She's a hot redhead, and those are rare.
3) Generally, drama is all self-inflicted, and I think it happens because people are plain bored. Drama gives people something to worry about in their day-to-day mundane lives.

[usualnutjob]

So true, the devoid of drama is an increase in happiness( I have better things to do than fret over daily stupidity), guess people have yet to realize this fact. ;)

damn....2 weeks....you a trooper...;P

[sekonretsu]

1. If you had to shoot one of your friends (Deagle, point blank, execution style), who would it be? Not shooting isn't an option, nor is shooting yourself, nor is shooting the guy forcing the shooting.

2. Zombies are marching on your house. You have a shotgun with one shell left, you'll have to try and take down the rest with a kitchen knife. Zombie versions of Samuel Jackson, Andre the Giant, Edward Norton, and Christopher Reeve (now sans paralysis) have just kicked down your front door. Who do you use the shell on?

3. Ninjas or pirates?

[pfunkmaster]

You bitch, these are tough. Alright, here goes