Hypothetical question

[pfunkmaster]

Ok, since zombie movies seem to be in lately, I've got a zombie question for everyone. Here goes

Comments

[sekonretsu]

First off, shotgun in a back holster. When has the shotgun not been the flavor of choice for dealing with the undead?

Twin handguns, for Woo-style hallway encounters.

A helmet, to help protect my tasty brains.

Finally, a lucky ring / set of dogtags that belonged to my dead brother / necklace I got from my fiance just before the disaster / other random retarded trinket. We all know it's going to wind up being the only way to defeat the zombie lord.

Sean!!

[lsutiger143]

Interesting. :)
Haven't talked to you in the longest, I miss you muchly. Havent gotten out to the Big Easy yet but I need to do that.
Hope you're doing swell and feeling better!!!

Re: Sean!!

[pfunkmaster]

Hey hey, thanks for the comment. Yea, it's been a while, you should give me a call sometime if you still have my cell number and we can try to set a visit up. Hope to talk to ya later.

[indiepoptart]

1. ancient Egyptian Book of the Dead, cause if you can create the zombies, you can probably destroy them too
2. Egyptologist to translate the Book of the Dead for me. And he could help with the fighting, plus I could always throw him to the zombies if things got ugly and I needed a distraction.
3. Automatic shotgun
4. Aluminum baseball bat with bayonette tip.
5. A hell of a lot of lime to dissolve the fuckers.

[webloodywellare]

solar powered chain saws do so exist

[webloodywellare]

that was Del on Brian's name, by the way.

Also, hi Sean. This is now Danford.

[pfunkmaster]

Word. As far as solar powered chainsaws go though, almost any zombie crisis will occur either at night or under an apocalyptic smog that blocks out the sun, so they're not very feasible.