Behold, I come to preach the good news!

[ph00tbag]

Jesus saved hundreds on car insurance by switching to Geico.

Or, alternatively (the fundamentalist version):

Jesus saved your mortal soul on car insurance by switching to Geico.

Comments

[instigator_ash]

Jesus saves. The rest of you take 3d6 fire damage.

[elretard]

No wonder I feel so unfulfilled :( I'm still with State Farm.

[irishsamurai416]

[00kl4h]

I moved to florida... and lost money... because it's florida.