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[phair]

My name is Liz Phair and I write songs claiming to be the blow-job queen and with titles like "Fuck and Run." I'm 38 years old, but most wouldn't guess it. I love being on tour, in the studios, and just about every other aspect of this hobby I call an occupation. I'm excited to be around again and hope to make accqaitance with many old and new

Comments

[derossi]

Phair White Cum.

[phair]

Oh. That is a good one.

[rose_mcgowan]

Once again I say thank God, and this time I add: What the Hell took you so damn long? I've missed you. Now, get a hold of me and I'll show up with vodka and Ben & Jerry's at your earliest convenience.

[phair]

You know, I don't know what took me so long. But I am here now, that counts for something right? I can't resist a drink and some ice cream, now can I?

[rose_mcgowan]

I don't either, but I'll beat you for it later. Vodka and ice cream, the meal of champions.

As for a name, how about:
Phairly There or
Blowjob Queen?

I'm not good with the name thing. Obviously.

[phair]

Champions indeed.

Yours are great as well.
You are far more talented at it then me.

[mcdormand]

Phucking Phair. Or go with Portia's.

[phair]

That's a great one as well. Now I'm going to have a heck of a time choosing!

[mcdormand]

I'm sure you'll choose wisely, beautiful.

[jakob_dylan]

Did you borrow any of my guys for that album? They never tell me anything cause they enjoy leaving me out.

[phair]

Yes, actually I did. Mario played drums on the bonus track.
Well, maybe if they got themselves a journal or two they would?

[jakob_dylan]

I'm still waiting for the day when you borrow me.

[phair]

Someday, I will.

[mcconaughey]

Portia's wins, particularly since the first thing I was going to say to you was going to be something along the lines of give me your hot white cum.

[phair]

Blast! Somebody has already claimed it! How dare they!