Fun with Snoring and Language

May 03, 2007 06:06

I can't believe how fucking disgusting some people sound when they sleep. It's always people who sleep on their back too. I remember sleeping beside an otherwise very attractive girl about a year ago, baffled at how such monstrous gargles could be coming from her. My aunt's visiting (which, despite my complaints about snoring, I'm very happy about ( Read more... )

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waster60268 May 3 2007, 15:44:50 UTC
what a fabulous little table!
los angeles - "the bone donkey of i have lise."!!
[seriously, though - very interesting..]

well, getting to know someone takes time and effort; maybe the conjugation of "tu" reflects that?*

if i snore at all, it has been reported that i make delicate kitten-snoring sounds.
[thankfully, i haven't inherited my mum's snoring - it sounds so loud and awful that my dad has been known to pinch her nose shut so she'll be forced to breathe through her mouth.]

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phallelujah May 3 2007, 23:10:30 UTC
los angeles - "the bone donkey of i have lise."!!

hahaha I never noticed that!

I like your idea about the time and effort but I've gotten familiar pronouns from myspace messages which are anything but :p

And how do you sleep? If it's on your back, that may be one of those friendly little spouse lies that are made to keep your spirits up :)

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guillotina May 3 2007, 16:30:20 UTC
That is quite possibly the greatest table ever.

And you don't snore. :)

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phallelujah May 3 2007, 23:07:03 UTC
Phew! Good to hear that. And I thought you'd enjoy this :) Btw, I went inside the Notre Dame Basillica for the first time today. Splendid! I can imagine how the Messiah would be spectacular in there. The organ. The organ!

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guillotina May 4 2007, 21:04:20 UTC
* sigh* I miss Montreal. There are days when I'd sell my children for a smoked meat sandwich, or an all-dressed steamé. Luckily their asking price is too high for all of the previous bidders. :P

I was gonna visit in the summer, but we went to Cancun instead, so it's a financial impossibility. Perhaps next year though!

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phallelujah May 4 2007, 21:52:57 UTC
I hope you come next year. Let me know if you do!

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oh yaaa... loras_blog May 3 2007, 18:18:49 UTC
hey,

we never did go for coffee yet...

is your semester over? and, are you in town for the summer?

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Re: oh yaaa... phallelujah May 3 2007, 23:05:33 UTC
Coffee! And that means that you get to meet my aunt (who is absolutely hilarious as you'll see). The semester is over save for a couple nagging assignments. I'll be in town until the end of May. Then I'm Vancouver-bound :)

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munkey_salad May 15 2007, 05:33:00 UTC
MUCUS CONCERTO!? AHHAHAHAHAHAA!

Im the exact opposite.
Im apparently so uncomfortably silent when i sleep that
my boyfriend Mike has had to check my breathing on occasion
while i sleep to see if im still alive lol

You should've plugged your aunts nose while she slept.
Thats always fun to do.

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phallelujah May 16 2007, 01:30:20 UTC
She sleeps with her mouth open so plugging her nose might not affect her. It would have been worth trying though :)

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