Germany, all is forgiven.

*ring*

"Hello?"

"Yes, hi there, I live below you in D8? And I want to ask, when you get up this early in the morning, can you not walk around so loudly?"

"*yawn*. It's 4:30 in the morning. I was asleep. You don't live below me, you live below D12. This is D13."

"Oh. I'm sorry to disturb you."

Fucking yeesh.

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If you'd asked me who I'd expect to meet in the lobby of my hotel in Chandigarh, Kurt Angle and Mick Foley would not have been on the list.

This is your government:

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I'm told that one of the common side effects of the Malarone I've been issued is "fucked-up dreams."

Last night I dreamed that I was in a sidewalk cafe in fin-de-siecle Paris, where I was engaged, along with Vladimir Lenin and Franz Kafka, in postmodern deconstruction of Snow White and the Three StoogesI started the Malarone this morning. We'll ( Read more... )

( My scorched foot )

The sunburn on the top of my left foot has metamorphosed into a blister so large that I can feel the fluid in it sloshing around as I walk.

Poll

This is the worst fucking sunburn I've ever had ( Read more... )

Apparently the best part of the Jimmy Fallon show is the shit the Roots get up to during the commercial breaks:

http://www.twitvid.com/0QJ9Z

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