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Faeces

Fantastic low prices here.
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knock me down with a feather

eating too much and not doing any work makes baby jesus smear faeces in his eyes.

so do exploding fake tumours

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When I was little we used to have a fluorescent striplight in the bathroom which took about 2 seconds to switch on. I used to pull the cord and run to the other end of the bathroom and back before the light came on and i used to claim i could run faster than the speed of light.