Boundary 02 ][ border between fable and legend ][ Action

[phantasmgap]

[Yukari has embraced her role so readily. After all, it takes in her two biggest hobbies - being lazy and trolling folks. So, out in the square, you might see a woman with pink, striped cat ears and a tail, simply lazing about, watching the antics with that trademark cheshire grin.]

Do you know? Do you know? I wonder, do you know?

[Those who

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[vulcanblazer]

[And well, this role Adell embraced without a second thought. He's clomping down the road in the square clad in a set of full-plate armor, adorned with heroic looking crests, with the metal polished to a sheen. He's a regular knight in shining armor in this tale. He's even got a red cape that matches his tie in hue.

...But stumbling across Yukari, posing a question and with such curious features and such a playful grin gives him pause. So he turns to face her.]

...Do I know what, milady Yukari?

[phantasmgap]

[Milady! So proper, this one.]

Ah, plenty of evils await you on your journey, but one must never forget the toughest evil to vanquish is one's own pride.

[vulcanblazer]

Sage advise, milady. I am grateful for your words. I shall do my best to heed them in times of conflict.

How fare you today?

[phantasmgap]

Ah, the bridge troll seems to not seek fare this time, so I must say I do not fare at all.

I am in perfectly acceptable spirits, however.

[floralphantasm]

[Oh, Yuuka can respond to that. After all, Japanese speaker right over here... And yet despite this, she instead has the overwhelming urge to try peddling these apples she found laying about to Yukari instead. Heavens knows why.

Also, for whatever reason inspired her she needed a change of clothing, Yuuka is currently wearing a black cloak that covers her entire body, save for the few strands of messy green hair poking out the sides of the cloak's hood.]

I do know, I do~ [Behold, a juicy, red, VERY POISONOUS-- or so she believes apple.] Your eye caught one of these beauties, did it not? Would you care for a bite~?

[phantasmgap]

[Griiiin. She sees through your lies, decietful one. She weaves her own threads of misdirection, after all.]

Oh, most certainly not! As a feline, I am most cerrrrtainly a carnivore, don't you agree? Apples are much more the domain of normal folk.

[She rolls that -rrr sound on her tongue, sounding quite purrish.]

And bridge trolls. They will eat just about anything, don't you agree?

[floralphantasm]

Oh my yes, perhaps I could go about persuading a lowly bridge troll to consume my wares instead.

[...She's compelled to offer up the apple again, even with what Yukari said. How bothersome.]

Apples of these sort are fit for all varieties of being, I dare say even cats could be included in my words~ Come now, just a nibble.

[Creeping closer. Creepily.]

[phantasmgap]

No, no. I think I shall pass.

[YUUKA, YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD. I'VE READ YOUR BOOK.]

After all, baking it in a pie like I'd desire would remove all those nasty toxins... that wouldn't do at all, would it?

[happyends]

[ Madoka hasn't been affected by it at all, although she's a little curious to see all the people dressed rather.. well, strangely all of a sudden. So when she spots the woman with cat ears and tail, she can't help but become a bit curious, walking over to her. ]

Um.. What is it I'm supposed to know?

[phantasmgap]

Before you sign a contract, you must read all of the fine print.

[She knows nothing in reality about this girl, but the same compulsion she had to assume this 'role' is feeding her the most appropriate answers.]

[happyends]

[ And it does have its effect, as her eyes grow in size a little in surprise. How would she know about that..?

... Madoka decides to just try and laugh it off, but the laugh comes out a bit nervously. ]

Ehehe, that's right.. If you don't do that, bad things might happen, right?

[phantasmgap]

Indeed, indeed. You know, Wonderland is a world of imagination, but it is just as much a world of your heart.

If you come bearing pain or darkness... why, I imagine it would not be a fun place at all.

[liketofu]

[Usually, Rise would have brushed it off. Weird people speaking weird stuff in the middle of an experiment? Normal.

Except that today, she's found herself in a rather pompous getup and is feeling...equally as pompous. She'll be pointing her royal sceptre at you, Yukari.]

You! Are you speaking to me?!

[phantasmgap]

[Oh, she recognizes the getup and the scepter, most certainly. And, as with Madoka, the words come as if she had met this person before.]

Oh, most certainly not, your majesty. I know quite well that you only desire words spoken that Your Eminence wishes to hear. However, I cannot warn the common rabble away from your most beautiful rose garden without speaking where everyone can hear, is that not true?

[liketofu]

[Wise words, wise words indeed. The Red Queen is temporarily mollified.]

Hmph, very well then, you may continue speaking. Make sure that no one approaches my rose garden, do you hear?

[phantasmgap]

Indeed, indeed. This cat shall keep all the rats away!

[..now where had she heard that before.]

[Voice]

[lost_koneko]

Know what?

[Voice]

[phantasmgap]

One must blink often, lest they get a headache.

[A subtle way of saying HOLY HELL YOUR EYES ARE HUGE, KID]

[Voice]

[lost_koneko]

[blink, blink] A headache?

[Voice]

[phantasmgap]

You have no worries, my dear.