One Day I'll Figure this Money stuff out...
So, once again, I find myself in a tight spot. Tighter than most actually.
The details are a combination of forgotten checks, cancelled auto-payments that didn't cancel and a cascading effect that had on the bank account that had just recovered from my summer of insanity.
The results are a negative $50 balance on my checking account, with a $200 check still outstanding, almost no food in my apartment and two bills not yet paid (amounting to about $150) for the month. The next paycheck is on 10/30, most of which goes to rent.
Yeah, I know. I suck. I get that. I am in the process of attempting to remedy this through added work, possible loans, etc. I have the mojo working as much as I can.
Seriously, I sat down and paid out all my bills after my last paycheck because this was the check where I should have been able to catch up. Leave it to two monthly memberships I canceled more than a month ago and a post-dated check I forgot about to screw me over.
I'm just grateful I hadn't sent out the checks for the Electric and Cable yet. The insurance is out there, and all I can do is try to scramble to cover it.
I know I owe out some pictures, and one book of pictures, both of which are on hold until I can get ink for my printer. I also owe two stories, both of which are in work and will hopefully happen this week sometime. I'm sorry I'm so very lame.
So...with all that said, if ever you wanted something from me...a story written just for you, a continuation of a verse you think I haven't touched in too long, some kink you haven't had scratched, anything at all...now is the time. No holds barred. I will write anything, even if I've said in the past that I wouldn't. I'm that stupid desperate.
Stories in any of my fandoms or original fic.
$10 per 1000 words (Minimum).
$50 gets you 6000 words (Minimum).
$75 gets you 9000 words (Minimum).
$100 gets you 12000 words (Minimum).
Buffy, Angel, SG1, SGA, Smallville (early seasons), Supernatural, Leverage, RPS, CSI: Las Vegas, Criminal Minds, Numb3rs, Harry Potter, I'll even stretch into other fandoms that I haven't quite tried yet, including Merlin, The Mentalist, Being Human, Castle, possibly others...if I've seen it, can find it online, or have other access to it, I'm willing to give it a go. Crazy crossovers, blasphemous bible sex, gen kid fic, mpreg, crack, serious, heavy, abusive, you name it, I'll give it a go.
Any follow on or PWP in existing verses. ANY VERSE, even the ones that indicate they are closed. Anything goes!
As usual, that isn't all I do.
Tarot
Tarot readings from $10 to $40 depending on what you want. Three Card draw for $10, traditional Celtic Cross for $25. Two person relationship spread for $40. You get a word document with pictures of the layout and each specific card, interpretation of each card in it's position and an overall interpretation of the reading.
I'm adding on a Yearly reading for $50. This spread is 15 cards representing 12 months, three to look at the last few months, three to examine current situations and influences and nine to look at the year to come. I usually do these around Samhain for the Pagan folks and New Years for the others.
There is also the Wheel of the Year Reading, which covers each of the major turns of the wheel and the influences around you for that period of the year. Also a Samhain favorite. Also $50.
Beta
Beta on any story, any fandom or original, $10/5000 words. $15/7500. $25/20000.
Books of Fic
Or, if you're interested in a comb-bound book of fic, I will print and bind any of the following Verses with delivery about a month out (I need time to do the printing, my printer can only handle so many pages in a day): Broken or Keeper ($75 for the basic story, Sequels & such are extra); Ages, Splintered, The Demons Winchester or a book of SPN PWP including Angels & Lovers($25 or more). I can do other verses and other fandoms if you're willing to wait longer for delivery, as I would need time for formatting the documents and such. Willing to deliver at Wincon.
Pictures
Any of the pictures posted on my Flickr act (http://www.flickr.com/photos/blackuni/sets/) printed and matted ready for framing, $10 for a 5x7, $15 for an 8x10. I'll mail anywhere in the US for no extra cost. Mail outside US I'll need $3 for shipping costs.
Special Offer to Kane fans: A comb-bound book of 8X10s or 5X7s (2 per page) from any of the Kane, or Carlson solo, pictures in my flickr account. Summer of Kane immortalized. Unsigned (no autographs). Delivery to be after I can get ink for the printer, $3 per page, $30 minimum $5 shipping in the US, $10 overseas.
As always, Paypal is the best way: Paypal addy is revamara@comcast.net.
You guys are really the best people on the planet, and whether or not you can help, know that I love you! There should be a vamp!Nate chapter tonight or tomorrow, and those fics I owe for past payments before the week is over.
I'm also in the process of revamping my tagging and indexing here on this journal, though I expect it to take me a while to get it done. When it's complete, the tagging system should make a lot more sense and be much more usable to actually find fic and the indexes should all be updated and much more consistent.
The details are a combination of forgotten checks, cancelled auto-payments that didn't cancel and a cascading effect that had on the bank account that had just recovered from my summer of insanity.
The results are a negative $50 balance on my checking account, with a $200 check still outstanding, almost no food in my apartment and two bills not yet paid (amounting to about $150) for the month. The next paycheck is on 10/30, most of which goes to rent.
Yeah, I know. I suck. I get that. I am in the process of attempting to remedy this through added work, possible loans, etc. I have the mojo working as much as I can.
Seriously, I sat down and paid out all my bills after my last paycheck because this was the check where I should have been able to catch up. Leave it to two monthly memberships I canceled more than a month ago and a post-dated check I forgot about to screw me over.
I'm just grateful I hadn't sent out the checks for the Electric and Cable yet. The insurance is out there, and all I can do is try to scramble to cover it.
I know I owe out some pictures, and one book of pictures, both of which are on hold until I can get ink for my printer. I also owe two stories, both of which are in work and will hopefully happen this week sometime. I'm sorry I'm so very lame.
So...with all that said, if ever you wanted something from me...a story written just for you, a continuation of a verse you think I haven't touched in too long, some kink you haven't had scratched, anything at all...now is the time. No holds barred. I will write anything, even if I've said in the past that I wouldn't. I'm that stupid desperate.
Stories in any of my fandoms or original fic.
$10 per 1000 words (Minimum).
$50 gets you 6000 words (Minimum).
$75 gets you 9000 words (Minimum).
$100 gets you 12000 words (Minimum).
Buffy, Angel, SG1, SGA, Smallville (early seasons), Supernatural, Leverage, RPS, CSI: Las Vegas, Criminal Minds, Numb3rs, Harry Potter, I'll even stretch into other fandoms that I haven't quite tried yet, including Merlin, The Mentalist, Being Human, Castle, possibly others...if I've seen it, can find it online, or have other access to it, I'm willing to give it a go. Crazy crossovers, blasphemous bible sex, gen kid fic, mpreg, crack, serious, heavy, abusive, you name it, I'll give it a go.
Any follow on or PWP in existing verses. ANY VERSE, even the ones that indicate they are closed. Anything goes!
As usual, that isn't all I do.
Tarot
Tarot readings from $10 to $40 depending on what you want. Three Card draw for $10, traditional Celtic Cross for $25. Two person relationship spread for $40. You get a word document with pictures of the layout and each specific card, interpretation of each card in it's position and an overall interpretation of the reading.
I'm adding on a Yearly reading for $50. This spread is 15 cards representing 12 months, three to look at the last few months, three to examine current situations and influences and nine to look at the year to come. I usually do these around Samhain for the Pagan folks and New Years for the others.
There is also the Wheel of the Year Reading, which covers each of the major turns of the wheel and the influences around you for that period of the year. Also a Samhain favorite. Also $50.
Beta
Beta on any story, any fandom or original, $10/5000 words. $15/7500. $25/20000.
Books of Fic
Or, if you're interested in a comb-bound book of fic, I will print and bind any of the following Verses with delivery about a month out (I need time to do the printing, my printer can only handle so many pages in a day): Broken or Keeper ($75 for the basic story, Sequels & such are extra); Ages, Splintered, The Demons Winchester or a book of SPN PWP including Angels & Lovers($25 or more). I can do other verses and other fandoms if you're willing to wait longer for delivery, as I would need time for formatting the documents and such. Willing to deliver at Wincon.
Pictures
Any of the pictures posted on my Flickr act (http://www.flickr.com/photos/blackuni/sets/) printed and matted ready for framing, $10 for a 5x7, $15 for an 8x10. I'll mail anywhere in the US for no extra cost. Mail outside US I'll need $3 for shipping costs.
Special Offer to Kane fans: A comb-bound book of 8X10s or 5X7s (2 per page) from any of the Kane, or Carlson solo, pictures in my flickr account. Summer of Kane immortalized. Unsigned (no autographs). Delivery to be after I can get ink for the printer, $3 per page, $30 minimum $5 shipping in the US, $10 overseas.
As always, Paypal is the best way: Paypal addy is revamara@comcast.net.
You guys are really the best people on the planet, and whether or not you can help, know that I love you! There should be a vamp!Nate chapter tonight or tomorrow, and those fics I owe for past payments before the week is over.
I'm also in the process of revamping my tagging and indexing here on this journal, though I expect it to take me a while to get it done. When it's complete, the tagging system should make a lot more sense and be much more usable to actually find fic and the indexes should all be updated and much more consistent.