I Know It's Been a While....Don't Care
Stolen from Laura Camp....
I'm from California.
-I cuss a lot.
-I say "for sure" and "right on" and "hella" and I say it often.
-I know what real cheese & avocados taste like.
-I don't get snowdays off because theres only snow in Mammoth, Tahoe and Big Bear.
-Summers are really hot, and winters really cold. That's the way it is.
-I go to the Beach - not "down the shore" (who the fuck says that anyways?).
-I've been to "the city" (if your from California you don't say Frisco....you look stupid) and have eaten fresh clam chowder out of a sourdough bread bowl.
-The drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14 (legally 18 if you live close enough to the border).
-My governor can kick ur governors ass.
-I can go out at midnight and wear a t-shirt and shorts.
-I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from California I turn into a greek GOD.
-I can get fresh and REAL Mexican food 24 hours a day (GOD bless LA COSTA)
-All the TV shows you "other" states watch get filmed here.
-We have In-N-Out (Arizona and Vegas are lucky we share that with them).
-I'm from California and I love it....
I'm from new jersey <3
i dont right in pretty little columns like california
if i mess up spelling who the fuck cares
we curse alot...not cuss...who the hell says cuss?
i say "fuckin" "shore" and "wata" (water) and LOVE IT
yea its 65...but if you go that slow ur gonna get run the fuck over
if you cut me off, youre getting the horn and the finger...and you WILL be ok with it
our governor was gay, so beat that bitches
only WE say were from dirty jerz, that's how we do.
I to have been to "the city" (if your from around here its the city/ nyc) if you call it the big apple you look and sound like a big ass
we were one of the original 13, too bad california isnt
Summers are really hot, and winters really cold. That's the way it is over here in nj, too. your not so special...oh and we get snow too assfucks
who cares where those tv show are made? yours all suck anyway
cali's got the best beaches? those Laguna Beach fags need to come down here and get fuckin jumped at Seaside
camden will kick comptons ass anyday
Frank Sinatra...Bruce Springsteen...Jack Nicholson...Bon Jovi...Joe Buddens...all from jersey
only bennies say "going to the beach" so fuck off "dude", stop being so "gnarly"
"the drinking age is 21 but everyone starts at 14" --do you honestly think you're the only ones?
we say pie and get a large pizza
we get REAL ITALIAN FOOD..not that fake shit they got in cali
who wants mexican food anyway?
we have WAWA.....and its awsome
I might get looked at funny by locals when I'm on vacation in their state, but when they find out I'm from jersey they know not to mess.
who the hell eats clam chowder outta a bread bowl?..and why are you so proud?
as for tv shows..can we say SOPRANOS??????
we can go out at midnight & get away with more shit than you can
Somerset County, Hunterdon County & Morris County.. the three richest counties in the whole country are in Jersey...and we dont need a bunch of shows on MTV to prove it
CALIFORNIA DON'T GOT SHIT ON JERSEY!
IF YOUR FROM NEW JERSEY REPOST THIS