Thanks Amy J! Hey you don't have to go all summer without choir! We'll create our own choir. We'll call ourselves "two park chicks from fox river", we'll practice at the park while we work and give concerts at peoples parties on the weekends. It will be a grand ole time. Pretty soon well get so popular we will book all the weekends at the park. Bob "the bossman" garity will be so happy he will give us a raise, stop being a bitch, and will ask us to call him rob like his friends! Butch will bring us even more candy and vegetables than he did before! One weekend there will be a record company owner at one of the parties. He will hear us sing and sign us a deal. We will tour the country with hit songs like "hooking up bags", "the best day at the park ever", "where you goin' toadie", "I def rec the tot awes wa" and "hades on rye". We will become a worldwide sensation with our unique lyrics and acapella sounds (we have no instruments like Flaming snot). Sometimes we use our tools like rakes and hammers (wait did we even use those?) to make
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you can't milk a cow if it's been banged by a bull... or two. Or one bull and the other bull just watches cause he a minor. Sometimes I like to watch the bulls do this (this is k-pot) other times I just order the latest movie on pay per view. When I grow up I will buy you a cow... but I will be too poor... so I will buy you the next best thing... MILK. However in the future you will live too far away from me and then the milk will turn into butter. When I get to your front door I will figure out that you are on tour with Sam. By the time the milk er uh I mean butter actually gets to you it will be ice-cream... So what I'm trying to say is... Would you like to get ice cream and watch cows have sex next time you come home? If so write back, if not... I'll just be watching pay per view. -KPOT
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I like the song titles. Very...er...creative.
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and hey we like the oboe and thats all that matters. I guess you could play something else. Didn't you know trumpet? That might be fun.
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