It's a really amusing song that I think is perfect for Gilderoy Lockhart!
It's sung by a character from The Fairly OddParents. His name is Chip Skylark(Chris Kirkpatrick of 'Nsync).
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Verse 1
When I'm feelin lonley
as sad as I can be
all by my self in an uncharted island or an endless sea,
what makes me happy, fills me up with glee,
those bones in my jaw, that dont have a flaw,
my shiny teeth and me
Chorus
my shiny teeth that twinkle just like the stars in space
my shiny teeth that sparkle and beauty to my face
my shiny teeth that glisten just like the christmas tree
you know they'll walk a mile just to see me smile, whew, my shiny teeth and me
Verse 2
Yes they're all so perfect all white and perly
brush-gargle-rinse use full breath mints my shiny teeth and me
Verse 3
My shiny teeth so awsome, just like your favortie song, my shiny teeth I floss 'em so they grow to be real srong, my shiny teeth I love them and they all love me, why should I talk to you I've got 32, whew, my shiny teeth and me
chorus
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Not sure why, but I love this song! *Has listen to it about 40 times this morning...no joke* ...Of course, it could be the fact that I have maybe gotten 6 hours of sleep (if that) in the last 48 hours. ^^;;;
If you would like to download the song, you can do so by checking out
this site. It's found under sounds. Hope you enjoy it! :D