my cell is broken. your numbers please?

I HATE feeling like i'm being ignored. I'm trying to reach out to you here. We've both got our problems in life but you could call or something?

we all have needs ( Read more... )

So I turned 21. It was okay. I threw a party... some people came. Some people didn't, I missed you guys... I got a present too (thanks spencer and chewy). School is going okay so far ( Read more... )

Well I'm not sure how it was for you.

but I had a dunhill summer

P.S. if ay of you see the movie The Covenant... we stop being friends

No one else understands me. So why should I? I don't even know why I drink, or why I expect anything. because I start letting that feeling take over. It creeps up on me like the red of the setting sun in the western sky... or like blood poisoning, your choice. Where can a man buy a flower arrangement that says "If I were drunk right now then I'd ( Read more... )

So I was waiting in the carpool lane to pick up the kids today and all I can say is FUCK THESE BITCHES. The line was about 300 cars long but that's not the kicker. the kicker is that every single vehicle I could see was and SUV and not a ford explorer. were talking excursion or suburban size. These bitches can't all be picking the soccer team. Even ( Read more... )

New job. I never thought I'd say this but : thanks Jordan Gremillion. 
So if anyone ever needs sympathy... and they come to me... I'll give it an honest shot. But you might be better off writing "hang in there chump" on a napkin and blowing your nose with it, sucking on a lemon and reading "The Wasteland" by T.S. Eliot

at the end of the day there's no way anyone can say that he isn't right. http://conanfeud.ytmnd.com/

dirty jobs with mike rowe is the best show on TV today. if you prove me wrong then I'll take you out to lunch at the abortion clinic