using a key to gouge expletives into another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship. maybe you should take it up with mrs laser. you will be destroyed. the explosion will be of extraordinary magnitude. there is no escaping. Look free egg! try making omlets now denver! omletoid.

did you know that the cannabionid anandamidem is found in sea urchin roe? cool hu? you can get high off of sea urchins basically.  I wonder if the government (i.e. dick cheny) knows?

NOT ENOUGH ( Read more... )

If a prerequisite of desire was purpose and motive, then it could be said that I am a person without desire. If pleasure was defined as an emotion that was charged by desire, then I might be a person that cannot feel pleasure.
 what am i doing here?
I am here to define the word forever.

hold on. let me check and see if we've shifted to an alternate dimension where it's cool that you spilled that drink on me after you tried to rat us all out to the boss. Nope still just plain old reality. you know the place where you're a loser and I don't give a fuck.

It's and adventure! I'm an adventurerer.erererer. so her car broke down and we got up from the theater at the beginning of the movie and left. The coolant and radiator were bone dry so we refilled them with water from the gas station across the street. we lost the cap to the coolant tank and replaced it with a piece of plastic from a bag and a ( Read more... )

and this girl I work with comes up to me and tells me she can't put up with this guy and she asks me to do it. I oblige and walk over and I can't think of any way to put this other than to say that this dude was gayer that a jungle full of howler monkey's breathing nitrousoxide and eating viagra laced bananas ( Read more... )

i have and idea. but i need a digital camera and someone to take pictures. sometime this weekend. i'll buy you lunch. or dinner. or a new puppy... maybe... if i think your responsible enough to handle owning an animal.

So yesterday I began selling parts of my body for money. Apparently a liter of blood plasma is worth between 25 and 40 dollars. Either way I can afford to buy more booze with that. Ironically enough after I donate I can't drink for 24 hours (trust me I tried ( Read more... )

I'm tired the way god is tired of hearing the supplications of the unpenitent.

Someday I will pull the legionnaire's spear from my side.

my love wrote me a letter saying come most speedily and I replied to her with the words "oh no not me"

I hear you.