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[pharcyde_haze]

in one hour, i am going to light the mother of all explosives.

this thing better work.  40 bucks for one firework.

not to mention all the illegal ones i bought.

i shouldnt be teaching my children to blow shit up.

furbie is no more.  ronald mcdonald has met his end,

folgers coffee will not wake anyone up in my house,

barbie shouldnt have left ken,

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[afterward]

oh
my
god
.

[pharcyde_haze]

tomorrow morning gi joe is meeting the firing squad of roman candles and plastic artillery shells.

[afterward]

that will be quite a show.

[emptyembrace]

You're wrong. Teaching your kids to blow shit up is awesome ;)

[pharcyde_haze]

oh i know. i let my son send barbie into the air. my daughter blew the ass off of ken. furbie died at my hands and a half stick of dymamite!!

[emptyembrace]

HAHA I love it.
Your kids are awesome.

[pharcyde_haze]

yeah they are. my evil little spawn.

[his_little_slut]

hahaha you're hilarious. i melted a plastic santa in the mailbox this year. oops!!

btw -- i'm taking the fishnet pictures tonight!! woohoo!!

[pharcyde_haze]

its about time! you should add a face pic in there just for me.

i wish i had a santa. i would have destroyed his jolly ass!!