Best Man Speech for Bobbi's sisters wedding

[pharmer]

ok, im gonna try to write this as if i were talking, remember this is my very first rough draft

Comments

[sometimesy]

Will you be drunk off your tits when you give this?

[sometimesy]

You ought to say that you once made out with his wife because you thought it was your girlfriend, or something else that invokes that twin thing. To friends marrying twins, you must have had more in common than you thought.

[sometimesy]

It's also a little deeming towards woman- throwing her back. Ouch.

[sometimesy]

the ending is a nice touch, but to be fair: I only read lines, not the whole thing, so what do I know?